Speaker 1 00:00:03 You, the Sasquatch, Helen, in the night, bear normal beans. Come out to playing. Feel that upon you, upon your neck. But do not fear when the rug bikes, because we'll follow you into the, we'll, follow you into the dark.
Speaker 2 00:00:39 Into the dark, contains subject matter and language that may be unsuitable for younger listeners, listener discretion is advised.
Speaker 3 00:00:47 Hello.
Speaker 2 00:00:48 Greetings and welcome to N W C S into the Dark.
Speaker 3 00:00:52 Hi. Hello, <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:00:56 This is our big serial killer episode, all things serial killers, uh, in the studio tonight. Sure. What in the studio tonight, we have myself, we have Jesse. Hey. Hey. We've got Tab <unk>. We've got Rob
Speaker 3 00:01:12 Cella Cha
Speaker 2 00:01:15 Cella
Speaker 3 00:01:16 Cha Cella,
Speaker 2 00:01:17 And all the way from somewhere in California traveling on the road. And we don't know his whereabouts currently. Danny.
Speaker 3 00:01:28 Hi. Hi there. It's, you forgot
Speaker 2 00:01:31 Somebody. And a very special studio guest, my daughter The joke, Meister
Speaker 3 00:01:37 Joke Meister
Speaker 2 00:01:38 Terrace.
Speaker 3 00:01:39 Hey, hey. No, no.
Speaker 1 00:01:43 Whoa,
Speaker 3 00:01:44 Whoa, whoa, whoa.
Speaker 2 00:01:46 We have, we have these studio intros. Have
Speaker 3 00:01:49 You been working on your Paris? I don't know mine yet. You just let told Jesse, but you can't use
Speaker 2 00:01:53 That one. You can't do that.
Speaker 3 00:01:54 Let's do it one more. I mean, not till after he leaves. Let's,
Speaker 2 00:01:56 Let's do it one more time. Give it a little bit of thought. That was a little awkward. Yeah. I, I'm gonna give you a little bit of time.
Speaker 3 00:02:02 All
Speaker 2 00:02:02 Ola. No, no.
Speaker 3 00:02:03 You gotta wait for
Speaker 2 00:02:04 Your cue. Pumpkin. Wait, wait until I say Perez. Okay, here we go. You say Pumpkin. Pumpkin. That's her nickname, aka a Rudy, aka a Boots.
Speaker 3 00:02:15 You got When, where did Rudy come from anyway?
Speaker 2 00:02:18 Uh, you know, I have no idea. We called her Rudy when she was just a little, little baby in a pumpkin.
Speaker 3 00:02:23 Then why is her name Paris?
Speaker 2 00:02:25 I don't know. I
Speaker 3 00:02:26 Dunno. <laugh> should have just named her. Rudy.
Speaker 2 00:02:28 Rudy. It's a, it's the same reason I call you Edward.
Speaker 3 00:02:31 You, you do. You don't though. Oh, I,
Speaker 2 00:02:33 Okay. And our very special guest of the studio tonight, Paris
Speaker 3 00:02:37 Ola. Come on. Stop. Come on, stop. That's all right. All right. Still
Speaker 2 00:02:42 Little all we'll go with that. We'll go with that. I guess it'll work. Yeah. Uh,
Speaker 3 00:02:45 What does it mean,
Speaker 2 00:02:47 Rudy? What does Ola mean? It means
Speaker 3 00:02:49 Hi in Spanish. Oh,
Speaker 2 00:02:50 Okay.
Speaker 4 00:02:50 Oh, okay. Okay, okay.
Speaker 2 00:02:52 What has, uh, come up with something else in Spanish? How do you say that anyway?
Speaker 5 00:03:00 <laugh>, uh, awkward.
Speaker 2 00:03:01 All right. Anything new with the group? It has been about 11 months since we've been in the studio. It hasn't,
Speaker 5 00:03:07 It hasn't been,
Speaker 2 00:03:07 Hasn't been. I think it's been, no,
Speaker 3 00:03:09 Hasn't
Speaker 2 00:03:10 About 11 months. Not
Speaker 3 00:03:11 11. No.
Speaker 5 00:03:11 How,
Speaker 2 00:03:12 How long do you think it's been? Uh,
Speaker 5 00:03:13 Maybe
Speaker 3 00:03:14 Five, three
Speaker 5 00:03:15 Or
Speaker 2 00:03:15 Four. Seven, five,
Speaker 3 00:03:16 Maybe
Speaker 6 00:03:17 Five months. Nah.
Speaker 3 00:03:19 Oh, yeah. It
Speaker 5 00:03:20 Has been a while. It has four.
Speaker 3 00:03:21 It's been, it four months. Uh, it's been, it's
Speaker 2 00:03:23 Been a minute. It's been so long that when we came into the studio, I got whacked in the face by cobwebs. <laugh>. That's how long it's been since I had to dust the board up. I literally had to retrain myself from
Speaker 5 00:03:33 The board. Scott, I did that this morning
Speaker 2 00:03:36 Way too.
Speaker 3 00:03:37 That's what a coincidence. Cuz uh, Danny's passenger just got whacked in the face too. <laugh>. Oh,
Speaker 5 00:03:43 <laugh>. Oh, wow. Inside. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Are we doing
Speaker 3 00:03:51 This live? Sorry, sorry. Paris. Yes. We got, we got Reremember. Pariss over there.
Speaker 2 00:03:55 Sorry. Yeah. Paris is, um,
Speaker 5 00:03:58 Here.
Speaker 3 00:03:58 Yeah. All right. All
Speaker 2 00:04:00 Right.
Speaker 3 00:04:01 To
Speaker 2 00:04:02 Start over? Yes. Let's start over. Uh, so it's been 11 months since we've been in the studio. I know. Everybody has lots of new things. Lots of new things.
Speaker 5 00:04:11 Not really <laugh>. Uh,
Speaker 2 00:04:14 All right. Anything new? Anything new with the group?
Speaker 6 00:04:16 I don't have anything. Uh,
Speaker 5 00:04:18 Come
Speaker 3 00:04:19 Wait. Time out. Jesse. You're moving to a completely different state and you don't have anything
Speaker 5 00:04:25 In a state. You had to, you were in 10 hours before you got home. Yeah. So what state would that be
Speaker 6 00:04:31 The best state?
Speaker 3 00:04:33 Tejas Bus,
Speaker 2 00:04:34 Oregon. You
Speaker 5 00:04:35 Were driving in that state for 10 hours. You're going Oregon?
Speaker 3 00:04:38 No, he's going to Tejas
Speaker 6 00:04:40 The best state in the United States. Not even. We're close, bro. <laugh>. I'm like, what do you mean? So the fastest route is down through California and over. I'm literally taking the longest route just
Speaker 5 00:04:51 To go around <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:04:53 By the way, we love our California list.
Speaker 6 00:04:55 I love California, but it's just not in the, in the cards. This trip.
Speaker 5 00:04:59 California.
Speaker 2 00:05:00 We love you.
Speaker 6 00:05:01 I'm trying to get, it must
Speaker 4 00:05:02 Be that construction or
Speaker 6 00:05:03 Something on the Yeah, I'm trying to get to the States with the cheapest gas the fastest.
Speaker 2 00:05:08 Hey, Sacramento, you ready to rock and roll?
Speaker 4 00:05:12 <laugh>.
Speaker 5 00:05:12 Okay. It's just got weird <laugh>. Wow.
Speaker 3 00:05:15 Well,
Speaker 2 00:05:16 Uh, so Jesse, we're, we're actually gonna dedicate this episode to Jesse. I thought it was serial
Speaker 6 00:05:21 Way,
Speaker 5 00:05:22 Bro.
Speaker 6 00:05:22 Yeah, it
Speaker 2 00:05:23 Was serial killer
Speaker 3 00:05:24 One. I the same. Right? Whatever. Why you think you're fleeing, why you think you're fleeing Oregon?
Speaker 2 00:05:29 Right? Well, uh, Danny, you got anything new?
Speaker 4 00:05:34 Uh, what is, what is new with me? What,
Speaker 6 00:05:37 What are you doing right now? I mean, not, what are you, not this second, but where are you going,
Speaker 4 00:05:43 <laugh>? I'm driving to San Francisco.
Speaker 3 00:05:46 Nice.
Speaker 2 00:05:47 That sounds fabulous.
Speaker 6 00:05:48 What for?
Speaker 2 00:05:50 He's on a date. He's got a little, he's got a little lady in the car with him,
Speaker 4 00:05:54 Uh, going to, uh, San Francisco Giants game,
Speaker 3 00:05:59 Actually. Yeah. Oh, nice.
Speaker 4 00:06:00 Uh, check out, you know.
Speaker 6 00:06:01 Yeah. Nice. Sweet.
Speaker 2 00:06:03 Didn't we, didn't we do an episode on them?
Speaker 6 00:06:06 That
Speaker 3 00:06:06 Was Oh, giants. Giants'.
Speaker 6 00:06:08 Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:06:08 Not, not Giants, but,
Speaker 2 00:06:09 Hey, Danny.
Speaker 6 00:06:10 Dan, are you paying for the date? I just wanna to know. We want to know if you're paying for
Speaker 2 00:06:15 The date. Danny. Rumor how it, you got a, you got a little lady in the car with you,
Speaker 4 00:06:19 <laugh>? That is, uh, that is the thing. Yes. Yes.
Speaker 2 00:06:23 Uh, I, I believe, I believe introductions are in order.
Speaker 3 00:06:25 Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:06:27 Introductions.
Speaker 4 00:06:28 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:06:29 What's the, uh, what's the name of your little lady? Friend? Guys ready to
Speaker 3 00:06:32 Move on? <laugh>. Oh, come on, Al.
Speaker 2 00:06:35 You're gonna just like that, huh? Wow.
Speaker 3 00:06:39 Okay.
Speaker 2 00:06:39 All right. On air. Okay.
Speaker 3 00:06:41 Note to self, little lady.
Speaker 4 00:06:44 <laugh>. Uh, not so little. I could probably outshoot you guys.
Speaker 2 00:06:50 Ooh.
Speaker 3 00:06:50 Oh, challenge accepted. Challenge accepted.
Speaker 2 00:06:55 You. Do you forget who? Do you forget who you're talking to?
Speaker 6 00:06:59 She doesn't know you. I've
Speaker 2 00:07:00 Never, I've never met
Speaker 3 00:07:01 You guys. Yeah. Well, if Danny introduced us, then, you know, you might know us.
Speaker 2 00:07:06 Yeah. If we had proper introductions, maybe we could, we're, we're like the lawmen of the Wild West over
Speaker 3 00:07:11 Here.
Speaker 2 00:07:11 <laugh> in Oregon. Yeah. With our six. Hey,
Speaker 4 00:07:14 Hey. Random. Speaking of, no. Do you know? Okay. What is, speaking of westerns, let me derail for a second. What
Speaker 2 00:07:23 Is <laugh>? I get it. Derail Western. Good one there.
Speaker 4 00:07:27 What is, what is one of the most famous lines from the movie? Tombstone.
Speaker 3 00:07:31 Oh,
Speaker 2 00:07:32 I'll be, I'll be, I'm your huckaberry. Yeah,
Speaker 3 00:07:34 I'll be your huckaberry.
Speaker 4 00:07:37 I
Speaker 3 00:07:38 Got the, I got the mustache for it right now
Speaker 2 00:07:40 Too. He does, he has the doc holiday. Oh, screw it out again. He's got the doc holiday. Know the dog slash pret, uh, appliance.
Speaker 3 00:07:48 I sent you a photo. I sent you a photo of me with you in the background. Um, could you, so you, we have you up on the screen.
Speaker 4 00:07:56 I, I want you guys to annunciate the what he says so I can hear you.
Speaker 6 00:08:01 Yeah,
Speaker 4 00:08:02 I know. Huck your what?
Speaker 3 00:08:03 Huckleberry.
Speaker 2 00:08:04 I'm your huckleberry
Speaker 4 00:08:07 <laugh>. It's actually not huckleberry.
Speaker 2 00:08:09 Oh,
Speaker 4 00:08:10 <laugh>. It's huckle bearer. Huckle bearer.
Speaker 3 00:08:14 That's right. I read about that. That, yes. So
Speaker 6 00:08:18 My friend, they got that tattoo spelled it wrong.
Speaker 2 00:08:21 Oh, no, no. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:08:23 Cause it says huckleberry. Let Dan let Danny tell the, the, the story in.
Speaker 4 00:08:29 So, so Huckles are the little, um, the little, uh, handrails, if you will, on the side of the caskets. And the huckle bearer is the person that carries it when they're, when they're walking down with the casket. Oh. So
Speaker 6 00:08:43 It's a huckle bearer.
Speaker 2 00:08:44 Oh, <laugh>. You know, I have a customized holster that says I'm a huckleberry.
Speaker 4 00:08:51 Yeah. Uh, you got schist. Dang.
Speaker 2 00:08:53 Yeah. You got screwed. I can't wear that anymore now. Yep.
Speaker 5 00:08:55 Jalina.
Speaker 3 00:08:56 Wait, when, when have you worn her? That
Speaker 2 00:08:59 I, I haven't,
Speaker 3 00:09:00 Oh, I
Speaker 2 00:09:01 Haven't <laugh>, uh, not good for,
Speaker 5 00:09:04 It's currently being
Speaker 2 00:09:04 Re-gifted. It's not good for a duty holster for sure.
Speaker 3 00:09:07 No, I, I got a, I got a new duty weapon. I'll send you a picture. My dad just gave me this.
Speaker 4 00:09:14 Is it like an Uncle Mike's or something?
Speaker 3 00:09:16 No, it's a, a, it's a Spanish, uh, muzzle loader. <laugh>.
Speaker 5 00:09:21 Nice.
Speaker 6 00:09:23 What about, what about Rob? What do you got? What do you, what's new? Well,
Speaker 3 00:09:26 That's
Speaker 2 00:09:26 New. That looks like a pirate gun. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:09:28 I just got, my dad just gave me this. It's a, uh, Spanish, I can't remember the name of it, but, uh, it's a 45 muzzle loader. <laugh>. Nice. It's
Speaker 2 00:09:37 Crazy. All right. Anything new? Anything new,
Speaker 6 00:09:41 Rob? Well, Jess, what's new?
Speaker 3 00:09:43 Um, I, the, the gun, um, uh, I'm going camping this coming weekend, going to Paulina Lake. Mm-hmm. <affirmative>. It's a beautiful, beautiful lake.
Speaker 6 00:09:51 Love
Speaker 3 00:09:52 Paulina. Yeah. Near Bend. Uh, that's
Speaker 6 00:09:55 About it. Ben's on fire,
Speaker 5 00:09:57 Apparently.
Speaker 2 00:09:57 I got, I, and,
Speaker 3 00:09:58 And Julie, by the way, Julie did call and talk to a ranger, and he said fires are allowed for, uh, campsites with the ring only.
Speaker 6 00:10:08 Oh, wow.
Speaker 3 00:10:09 Like a You could change though. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 4 00:10:11 Mm.
Speaker 3 00:10:12 To me, to me, a campfires and camping go hand in hand. Right.
Speaker 2 00:10:15 Yeah. Okay. Anything new? Well,
Speaker 5 00:10:17 I've been really busy with work, and I've done a little traveling because of work, but, nice. Nothing really to write home about
Speaker 2 00:10:26 Paris. Anything new?
Speaker 3 00:10:27 Nope.
Speaker 6 00:10:28 Okay. Moving
Speaker 2 00:10:29 On. Good. Moving on. <laugh>. Hey, Danny. I, I do have something new, Danny.
Speaker 4 00:10:33 Yeah, I'm ready for it.
Speaker 3 00:10:34 You, you're just telling Danny, or
Speaker 2 00:10:37 No? I, I want to, I want to, I want to educate everybody. Okay. Just, just a little bit. That's
Speaker 4 00:10:41 Good. Probably something I did or
Speaker 2 00:10:43 Didn't do. Guess what's coming up? Danny, hint. I'll give you a hint. You left me alone at the front gates last year. <laugh>.
Speaker 4 00:10:52 Yeah. I ditched you. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:10:55 You know what that is? I'm
Speaker 4 00:10:56 Talking about the, uh, Halloween Horror Nights.
Speaker 2 00:10:59 Uh, no Close. Oh, we'll talk about that on an upper other episode. However, we're gonna talk about Not Scary Farm.
Speaker 4 00:11:06 Not Scary Farm, yeah. Oh, yes, yes, yes.
Speaker 2 00:11:09 Yes. The one that the, uh, the, uh, one with the Buffet
Speaker 4 00:11:14 <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:11:14 That Not Scary Farm. Uh, actually it runs September 22nd through October 31st. Wow. And I, I'm gonna, I'm gonna give a little bit of history of not Scary farm, but I, I want to let you know some of the, um, some of the mazes that they're gonna have this year, cuz you're gonna be joining us, correct?
Speaker 4 00:11:33 <laugh>? Yes.
Speaker 2 00:11:33 The thing there, there's one in particular that I think you're gonna get moist when I, uh, <laugh>,
Speaker 2 00:11:40 When I talk about 'em. Ew. Too late. So, for those who don't know, not Scary Farm is the largest and most haunting Halloween event in SoCal. Uh, not Scary Farm began in October of 1973, and was originally only a, was originally only a three night event. And as of 2010, it was said, said, to be the first largest and longest running Halloween event to be held at a theme park. And I think it still holds that record. Uh, while last while Bury Farm is a year-round theme park, it was originally modeled after Calico California, a ghost town that was a result of the California Silver Rush. During Halloween, the entire a acre is modified to fit Halloween motif and runs from September 22nd to October 31st. Rides and other attractions are converted into frightening themes. Seasonal workers are, uh, cast as a variety of monsters roaming the 160 acre park in terrifying scare zones. And I gotta say, out of all the scare zones of the different parks, uh, not scary Farm has the best, um, with fog machines and all that stuff. Uh, I want to talk really briefly about the buffet. Uh, if you, if you get tickets for the buffet, they have amazing favorites. You get an early entrance and you get a souvenir cup. Um, but let's talk about some of the events they have this year. Danny, are you ready? Okay. I'm ready. Are you ready for this? Uh,
Speaker 4 00:13:02 I got my paper towels.
Speaker 2 00:13:04 They have, I'll, I'll let you know when we're getting to that. Oh, okay. Okay. Bloodline, 1842. Um, oh. Dark entities. Uh, there's some old ones and some new ones. Wait,
Speaker 6 00:13:16 What's the bloodline thing?
Speaker 2 00:13:19 Uh, bloodline is, uh, armed with the latest Bellator weaponry. You can choose to heed the call to action and embark on a perilous journey with the Immortal Daybreakers. Travel through. I
Speaker 4 00:13:32 Get to use weapons.
Speaker 2 00:13:33 Yeah. Travel. Wow. Through the busy streets of Valona, while hunting the bloodthirsty vampires in an all out war, bringing light into darkness. Survive the vicious onslaught of vampires and bring honor to your order. That
Speaker 6 00:13:47 Sounds awesome.
Speaker 2 00:13:48 <laugh>. Yeah. They're, they're amazing. Uh, dark entities is another one.
Speaker 4 00:13:53 Uh, that one's Phil feels awkward.
Speaker 6 00:13:55 Scott's gonna do that one alone.
Speaker 2 00:13:57 Uh, they have the Dark Ride Castle of Chaos.
Speaker 4 00:14:00 Uh, that one feels awkward
Speaker 2 00:14:01 Too. Memer Shadow of the Mind, uh, origins, the Curse of Calico, which is one of my favorites. Uh, pumpkin eater, which is not one of my favorites. The depths. And get ready for this. Danny, get ready for this.
Speaker 4 00:14:16 I'm
Speaker 2 00:14:17 Ready. New Maze this year. The Grim War. Whoa.
Speaker 4 00:14:22 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:14:22 Turn the page and enter the world of an ancient relic whose dark stories Oh wow. Exist purely to turn your greatest nightmares into a reality. Try to escape the horror of the evil creatures released by the mysterious book CREs. Or have your soul eternally trapped within the pages of the next chapter.
Speaker 7 00:14:44 Haha.
Speaker 4 00:14:48 We should, we should take our book down there and see if they'll autograph it.
Speaker 2 00:14:51 Yeah. Yeah. And, uh, last but not least, wax works. And one of these, which Harris may know I believe is Mesmer is a creepy clown.
Speaker 3 00:15:07 Oh, the Lord.
Speaker 2 00:15:07 Creepy clowns. So I'm not sure that I'm gonna be, I'm not sure that I'm gonna be attending that, but Danny, we have a date. I have my tickets, uh, buffet included. And, uh, we hope to see you there. Um, okay. You can show up an hour early for the buffet, and then we'll just meet you there, cuz I know how you are at, uh, at Buffets.
Speaker 4 00:15:29 Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:15:29 Well, and then, uh, hopefully
Speaker 4 00:15:31 They, uh, load it up on food
Speaker 2 00:15:33 And it's good. Have you ever eaten at, uh, knots famous Chicken Missed Knots or Grandma Knots chicken place there? It's amazing.
Speaker 4 00:15:42 It sounds familiar. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:15:44 Most of the familiar, most of the food for the buffet comes from that restaurant, so it's, it's
Speaker 3 00:15:48 Awesome. Oh, when you guys doing that? Wow.
Speaker 2 00:15:50 Uh, we're gonna be there like October 16th, I think. Rudy, what is the date? The
Speaker 3 00:15:56 Sixth
Speaker 2 00:15:56 Through the night. The sixth through the night. So I was off about 10 days, but, uh, Danny knows I gave Danny the info. So
Speaker 3 00:16:01 We're, so that's right before in Louisiana, huh?
Speaker 2 00:16:03 <laugh>? Yeah. Yep. So, like the weekend before we go to Louisiana. So, uh, there are some new, uh, new rides at, um, for nights, and we'll talk about that on another episode. I just wanted to fill you in Danny, on
Speaker 3 00:16:15 Horror or
Speaker 2 00:16:16 Nights. I wanted to fill you in on Not Scary Farms, since that's coming up.
Speaker 4 00:16:20 <laugh>. Well, thank you. Thank you, thank you. I will, uh, get back to you, sir.
Speaker 3 00:16:26 What?
Speaker 2 00:16:26 On the day of the event?
Speaker 3 00:16:28 Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:16:29 As I'm standing at the door waiting for you to show up.
Speaker 3 00:16:32 He goes, sorry bro. I'm,
Speaker 2 00:16:34 You know, I got tied up with work. I'm not gonna be able to make it
Speaker 3 00:16:37 <laugh>. I'm tired. I'm tired. No, no.
Speaker 2 00:16:44 Uh,
Speaker 4 00:16:45 Hey. Hi. I'm, I'm all in. Okay. You just need to work on some self care. I agree.
Speaker 3 00:16:49 I'm all in. Like,
Speaker 2 00:16:52 Sounds like we have a voice of reason here with that. Yeah, no, I kind of like that.
Speaker 3 00:16:56 <laugh>
Speaker 2 00:16:57 Somebody. This is
Speaker 4 00:16:58 No place for a reason.
Speaker 2 00:16:59 They just bring us back to reality. She can chime in at any moment and tell us what it's we're doing wrong as a, as a group, either spiritually, collectively, or, you know, cuz I do think
Speaker 3 00:17:09 Emotionally, physically, right?
Speaker 2 00:17:11 I do think that we need to be more emotionally connected.
Speaker 3 00:17:14 Oh, yeah. You, you guys are emotionally connected. I I just want a group hug.
Speaker 2 00:17:19 Well, let's not take it too far. No, let's not take it too far. See,
Speaker 3 00:17:22 That's the problem.
Speaker 4 00:17:23 I thought I heard that Rob and Jesse were emotionally connected last
Speaker 2 00:17:27 Night. So let me tell you about last night. Oh.
Speaker 3 00:17:30 So,
Speaker 2 00:17:31 You know, Jesse's one, we
Speaker 3 00:17:33 Had a rager last night.
Speaker 2 00:17:34 Jesse's moving to Texas. Jesse's moving to Texas. So he said, Hey, come on out. We'll have a little barbecue. And things got weirdly romantic between Rob and Jesse and
Speaker 3 00:17:43 Not at all. Yeah. There
Speaker 2 00:17:44 Was a little hot tub time and there
Speaker 3 00:17:46 Was no rhyme Max. It's weird though, to it at all. There
Speaker 6 00:17:48 Was some hot tub time
Speaker 2 00:17:50 Though. We had a campfire and the fire was glistening in their eyes and they were kinda looking at each other with the, it was,
Speaker 3 00:17:55 It
Speaker 6 00:17:55 Was actually
Speaker 5 00:17:55 Burning your
Speaker 6 00:17:56 Eyes. Burning our eyes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:17:58 And literally, Scott was throwing like 10 pieces of wood on at a time, and it was shooting sparks out, dry burning. Everybody
Speaker 5 00:18:07 Wood.
Speaker 2 00:18:07 I still smell burning hair.
Speaker 3 00:18:09 Like, well, you have a bald
Speaker 2 00:18:10 Spot. I know. I literally still smell burning hair. Uh, so it was something. And then, uh, and he
Speaker 3 00:18:18 Mean,
Speaker 5 00:18:19 You mean Joe
Speaker 2 00:18:20 Oddly, uh, I'm sorry, Joe.
Speaker 3 00:18:22 Beep.
Speaker 2 00:18:23 <laugh>. Oddly, he abruptly left like he was at the campfire and he is like, I'm out. I gotta go. Yeah. And he didn't like the way Rob was looking at him, apparently. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:18:31 He didn't say goodbye to me.
Speaker 5 00:18:32 No, he didn't say goodbye to anybody. He was just out of there.
Speaker 2 00:18:35 And we all looked at Rob and he was just like, gazing at, at Joey in this weird mm-hmm. Weird sort of way.
Speaker 3 00:18:40 Nope. I he just slapped his glove on his steering wheel and took off. <laugh>. <laugh>.
Speaker 5 00:18:47 All right. Inside joke,
Speaker 2 00:18:49 Joke. That's something for another, another story.
Speaker 5 00:18:52 Uh,
Speaker 2 00:18:54 Hey, let's talk about serial killers.
Speaker 3 00:18:57 Yeah. That's what this episode is about.
Speaker 5 00:19:00 Which we got the outline win yesterday afternoon. Yeah,
Speaker 6 00:19:04 Yesterday.
Speaker 5 00:19:05 Uh,
Speaker 3 00:19:07 So, um, so there's Captain Crunch, uh, fruit Loops.
Speaker 2 00:19:13 Those are cereal with the
Speaker 4 00:19:14 Steam. So my joke
Speaker 2 00:19:16 <laugh>. Oh, oh,
Speaker 3 00:19:17 <laugh>.
Speaker 6 00:19:18 That wouldn't have been a very funny joke though. <laugh> Damn Beer
Speaker 4 00:19:22 Count Count Cula
Speaker 3 00:19:24 Count count Chocolate. That one was killed a while back, but they resurrected it.
Speaker 4 00:19:28 Yeah.
Speaker 5 00:19:30 So why did they call 'em serial killers? Serial Because
Speaker 6 00:19:34 They eat
Speaker 3 00:19:35 Cereal. No. Okay. Because it's more than more than two. More than more than two.
Speaker 5 00:19:40 More than two.
Speaker 4 00:19:41 More than two. Is that the official definition?
Speaker 3 00:19:44 I
Speaker 5 00:19:44 Think I thought it was like
Speaker 3 00:19:46 Three, maybe two. It's two or three. I don't, I I looked it up one time.
Speaker 6 00:19:51 Interesting. I think it's two more than you have to kill at least three people. So we still have a ways to go. Well,
Speaker 2 00:19:57 That's our of the show. There's time limit. There's a topic of our show and nobody knows the definition of serial killer.
Speaker 5 00:20:03 Do you know? No, I'm just putting it out there.
Speaker 2 00:20:04 Of course I do. What
Speaker 5 00:20:05 Is it? Well, I,
Speaker 3 00:20:06 Because he just Googled it.
Speaker 2 00:20:07 <laugh>. No, I'm not,
Speaker 3 00:20:09 I literally could
Speaker 5 00:20:10 See it
Speaker 3 00:20:10 On the screen. No,
Speaker 2 00:20:11 Alexa,
Speaker 3 00:20:12 I see Google and I see Serial killer li literally on your screen. No,
Speaker 2 00:20:17 Don't spill that.
Speaker 3 00:20:18 It's empty.
Speaker 2 00:20:19 A serial killer is typically a person who murders three or more person three
Speaker 5 00:20:24 Or, yeah, I knew the answer.
Speaker 6 00:20:25 See, I said than close
Speaker 2 00:20:26 Number. You're really
Speaker 6 00:20:27 Close. No more than two Is three. More than two is three.
Speaker 2 00:20:31 Okay. So you're right there. Yeah. Okay. Uh, usually in service of abnormal psychological gratification, gratification with the murders taking place over more than a month and including a significant period of time between them. Do you want to do this or do you want Well,
Speaker 3 00:20:49 I, I was,
Speaker 2 00:20:51 While most author set a threshold of three murders, others extended to four. Four or less than into two. So you're there, Jesse? Yeah, I was there. I was right. Like, okay, so no, I mean, like, you to clarify. No, I have a person. No, I, across that threshold. No, I <laugh>. I need more. I need more. We don't, more we don't talk.
Speaker 3 00:21:11 What were you gonna say, Danny?
Speaker 4 00:21:12 So it's, it's within a month, you said? Over?
Speaker 3 00:21:15 No more more than a month. Longer than a month.
Speaker 4 00:21:17 Oh, okay. So it has to go beyond a month and more than three. Yeah, more than two. Interesting. Okay.
Speaker 2 00:21:24 Does it smell like something's burning? Yeah, it does.
Speaker 4 00:21:28 I'm a little,
Speaker 2 00:21:28 I'm a, I'm a little concerned.
Speaker 3 00:21:30 I just turned the fan on
Speaker 2 00:21:31 Out. I don't think it's, is it my hair from last night? Could be <laugh>. Uh, alright. It's, it's my personality. All right. Alright. Right. Danny, who do you got first? Sir? What do you got, Danny?
Speaker 4 00:21:42 Why do I I gotta go first.
Speaker 2 00:21:43 I gotta go first. <laugh>.
Speaker 4 00:21:47 Okay. Well, um, I, uh, took a look at HH Homes. HH Homes. Is anybody familiar with HH Homes? I have to go first. Yes. I have to go first.
Speaker 2 00:21:59 <laugh>, uh, I am not familiar with HH Home.
Speaker 4 00:22:04 HH Homes is an interesting fellow. So what I understand, back in the late 19 hundreds or so, Mr. Holmes, which is not his real name, and of course at this very moment, I am blanking on what his actual name is. But apparently this all started, he was kind of, uh, grew up in a home. He had strict parents, and this just kind of held him accountable for different things. And I say that because, you know, there was this almost sense of, did it go, what do you call that? What,
Speaker 2 00:22:37 I'm sorry. Oh, that was me.
Speaker 4 00:22:38 This, oh, okay. There's this sense of kind of being a rebel. Uh, it sounds like there were some indicators early on that maybe there were some issues with this guy. I didn't really kind of fit in, but nonetheless, he had high aspirations to become a, a doctor. And it sounds like he actually did that and made his way into a university where I think I heard it cost $120 per year to go to university. And apparently he was able to do so, but found himself being kind of jealous of the, the quote rich students around him. So he wanted to find a way to get some, some money. And apparently during the time he was in school, he worked on cadavers and, and, um, learned to kind of operate on, on bodies, uh, with surgical precision, pardon the pun. And he was, he was, uh, eventually graduated and realized that there was an opportunity for some sort of fraud scheme where they would, uh, effectively use these cadavers to fake the death of people and get the insurance money, is kind of how this all started for him.
Speaker 4 00:23:47 So he had a, he had a partner that he worked with, um, and they became pretty close friends and, and kind of got involved in this scheme. They couldn't get it quite right at the beginning. It sounds like they tried to set up a scheme to make it look like a family had died and then collect the money after taking out an insurance policy on them. But, um, it didn't quite work out the first time around. So they, they were able to do these kind of one-off schemes. I think the first time around. He got $20,000 for his, for that, uh, plan when they took a cadaver and took the cadaver and, and basically, uh, told, told the insurance company that the guy died. He took that money and apparently built near Chicago somewhere. The, the HH homes, I'm gonna call it a murder castle.
Speaker 4 00:24:37 So apparently he spent time developing this, this hotel slash castle slash building to be designed in a way that would allow him to murder the guests and transport them through certain parts of the building without being detected by others in the area. This coincided with the World's Fair at that time, uh, near Chicago. So he, he knew that it was having an influx of people come in, uh, to the area and, you know, of course rented out those rooms. And apparently some of the rooms were set up as gas chambers and, uh, things along those lines so he could, uh, take the bodies and transport them through the innards of the building to the basement to do his work. Wow. I don't quite have the connection, but apparently there is some reference that he may have been in London at the time of Jack Ripper.
Speaker 2 00:25:33 Ooh, interesting.
Speaker 4 00:25:35 And that there's, there's potential that he could be some suspect that he might be Jack Ripper. But I, I haven't figured out that connection yet, other than maybe timing. But he was eventually caught for the insurance fraud, uh, that he committed. He killed some of his closest friends and partners and family in this and just, just kind of an odd guy. I think he's attributed to being America's first serial killer.
Speaker 2 00:26:01 Interesting. I understand. Right. His, his name by the way was Henry Howard Holmes. Are you sure? I, sorry, sorry. There was another Henry, Henry Mansfield Howard was his real name. He Henry actually. Man. Mansfield Howard.
Speaker 4 00:26:14 Mansfield. Howard
Speaker 2 00:26:16 Mansfield Howard. I think Norman Bates.
Speaker 4 00:26:18 <laugh>. I'll take your
Speaker 2 00:26:19 Work. Henry Henry Mansfield. I feel
Speaker 4 00:26:21 Like it was something else. Isn't it Wilcock or something?
Speaker 2 00:26:25 Uh, Henry Manson. Howard Mansfield. Howard <laugh>.
Speaker 4 00:26:29 Okay.
Speaker 2 00:26:31 Pick
Speaker 4 00:26:31 Up. All right, well, what do you guys think? What do you guys got? That's creepy. No, it was, it was Herman Webster. Mudget <laugh>. That was his, that was his birth name. Herman Re Webster <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:26:46 Oh, you, you're right on that. You're right. Oh, wow. Look at that. Hh Well, Henry Mansfield Howard. Oh my gosh. Is it, is it the same guy? His name was Henry <laugh>. Anyway, Herman Webster. I would change my name if I had a last name. Like Mudget <laugh> <laugh>. Me too. I mean, that might might've been what drove him to be a serial killer. <laugh>. Yeah. Hello. Mudge
Speaker 4 00:27:12 <laugh>. I was thinking like muggle. I, I I thought he was, you know, he didn't make it the Hogwarts or something.
Speaker 2 00:27:18 Oh, I get your reference there. A muggle. See what I did there? A Muggle <laugh>. Alright. So anyway, what do you guys, guys think? What does your lady friend have to say about that?
Speaker 4 00:27:29 Well, you know, I think a lot of what you mentioned, a lot of things stem from the childhood and how the environment that you grow up in, and I don't know a lot, a lot of his backstory, but you had mentioned something about his, his environment. Yeah. Strict environment that his parents grew up, he grew up in, and there's some influence there. The influence and the psychologically. So, so much of who we, who we become, it's from our past. And, and that could have influenced, that's
Speaker 2 00:28:01 Deep. Have have you listened to this show before? <laugh> <laugh>? That's way too much information. <laugh>. And see, I link at all the head injuries. Is she a psychologist? We, we make, we make fun of his name and you bring in the whole psychological background of the shit <laugh>. Anyway, moving on. Wait. Yeah. All right.
Speaker 4 00:28:27 Good job. Good
Speaker 2 00:28:28 Job. All right.
Speaker 4 00:28:30 Voice of reason. That could be a new segment.
Speaker 2 00:28:33 Jesse, what did he got? Got harps. Who do you got for us?
Speaker 6 00:28:37 Well, since I'm going to Texas, I picked a Texas serial killer. Nice.
Speaker 2 00:28:42 Carl Eugene Watts
Speaker 6 00:28:45 With Watts,
Speaker 2 00:28:46 PTs, Watts, Mr. Watts.
Speaker 6 00:28:47 He actually, um, the started in his 20, when he was 20, took him eight years for Texas law enforcement to figure out that he was a serial killer. Um, and then they didn't think they had enough evidence against him to get him for murder. So they tried him for burglary. And they, he also killed some people in Michigan. And Michigan tried him for murder. And so, uh, he, it took him eight years and he, they have four an died. Yeah. Anondy, uh, they had 14 victims, but they believe it could be over a hundred. Wow. Different victims. That's
Speaker 2 00:29:34 Kind of a big shot fan. Huge.
Speaker 6 00:29:36 Well, they, they could only pin him for 14, but there they think he was could be over a hundred. Sounds like a lazy detective. Yeah. Oh, we'll just blame it on this. So his victims were in, this guy is a person of color and his victims <laugh> were normally matter. I'm sorry. Was that funny? No, I'm saying that he was a person of color. Why? What?
Speaker 4 00:30:02 It was just awkwardly said. Yeah,
Speaker 3 00:30:04 I know. What's the reference on that?
Speaker 6 00:30:05 Why? Well, if you guys would let me finish. Oh,
Speaker 4 00:30:08 Okay. Oh, sorry. Go ahead,
Speaker 6 00:30:09 Jesse. Please. His, his victims were predominantly all young white women. And he would kill them by using strangulation, stabbing, bludgeoning, or drowning. And he would torture, he would kidnap 'em, torture, and then murder them. Interesting. Between the years of 1974 and 82, the good old days, <laugh>. Wow. Wow.
Speaker 3 00:30:35 <laugh>.
Speaker 6 00:30:37 Wow. Hey, I forgot to mention. That's cool.
Speaker 4 00:30:41 HH Holmes. Oh, go ahead, Jesse.
Speaker 6 00:30:43 No, go ahead. Go ahead. You can interrupt.
Speaker 4 00:30:46 <laugh>, I thought you were done. I forgot to mention. Well, HH Holmes,
Speaker 6 00:30:50 I have to make mine shorter because you Are we talking about to do your segment <laugh>?
Speaker 4 00:30:56 Well, I, I took notes.
Speaker 3 00:30:59 <laugh>, where's mine? Notes
Speaker 4 00:31:01 <laugh>. They're all in my head. But Ha Holmes is supposedly, I think is only attributed to like 20 something murders that they could figure out. But there's suspicion that there were well over based on the number of missing people persons during that timeframe that it was well over 200, I think is what I heard. Wow. Potentially. And, uh, not, not officially attributed to him, I believe, but he did a lot of the same things as, as Jack the Ripper as well, supposedly. Wow. But the whole reason, uh, I think it was whatever the agency was that did the investigation was because of the number of missing people. They, they assigned a detective to the case. Wow. Okay. I'm done.
Speaker 6 00:31:47 All right. Well, back to my guy, <laugh> <laugh>. Thanks for that. Thanks for that, Danny. Wow. Thanks for that. Danny. Uh, this
Speaker 4 00:31:55 Was brought to you by
Speaker 6 00:31:56 <laugh> Watts claimed he had killed 40 women and implied that it was to, it could be as much as twice that, but he didn't want to confess because he didn't want to be seen as a mass murderer. Oh. Anything over 20. Yeah. So police still considered him a suspect in, in over 90 unsolved, uh, murders. But he tragically died in prison of, uh, tragically prostate cancer. You wanna die of prostate cancer. Why would you say tragically died? Well, um, yeah, because it's kind of like every life matters. They're Scott. Even even Carly, Jean Watts. Even Mr. Muk. Yeah. Mudge. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:32:35 Mudge. Yep.
Speaker 6 00:32:36 That's, that's all I got. <laugh>. All
Speaker 2 00:32:38 Right. Right. Let's take a, uh, quick hum. What Humor Break a humor Break this. Yeah. This is a dark, uh, dark show. So we're gonna throw in some, we're
Speaker 3 00:32:45 Doing such a good
Speaker 2 00:32:46 Job. We're gonna throw in some hu humor every once in a while. Uh, Rudy, what do you got for us?
Speaker 3 00:32:51 Yeah, what do you have? Okay. Hang
Speaker 8 00:32:53 On. Let me
Speaker 3 00:32:54 Pull it up. You're gonna make, wait. You're supposed to be, you're supposed to be on cue here. Mine your only job. You have one
Speaker 2 00:32:59 Job. She's only, she's only been here like twice. She's got one
Speaker 8 00:33:01 Is only a second time. Okay. Are you guys ready? Yep.
Speaker 2 00:33:04 We're ready.
Speaker 3 00:33:05 Ready. Uh, prepare yourself. Danny, this is gonna be funny.
Speaker 8 00:33:08 What's a,
Speaker 3 00:33:09 I wanna, you might wanna pull over for this.
Speaker 4 00:33:12 Go ahead.
Speaker 8 00:33:12 Okay. What's a serial killer's favorite vegetable?
Speaker 2 00:33:17 What's a
Speaker 4 00:33:18 Serial killer? C Celery? I don't know.
Speaker 3 00:33:22 Salad to, oh, no. I don't know. Yeah.
Speaker 8 00:33:26 Okay. Ready? Artichokes
Speaker 3 00:33:30 Art.
Speaker 2 00:33:39 All right, moving on. Moving on. You got one more for us, Rudy?
Speaker 8 00:33:45 Okay, that was, sure. I'll do one more.
Speaker 2 00:33:47 Okay. Okay. Whats <laugh>?
Speaker 8 00:33:52 Okay. Ready? Yeah. What is a serial killer's favorite topping?
Speaker 3 00:33:57 These
Speaker 2 00:33:58 Nuts.
Speaker 3 00:33:59 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:34:00 What did
Speaker 3 00:34:01 You just say to God? Um,
Speaker 2 00:34:04 Favorite toppings?
Speaker 3 00:34:07 Cold cuts. Oh, that's
Speaker 2 00:34:09 One. Cold cuts. Yeah. Oh, wait. Cereal
Speaker 3 00:34:11 Topping? Uh, I don't know. Oh, is
Speaker 8 00:34:14 It? I dunno. It's just favorite topping.
Speaker 2 00:34:15 Favorite topping.
Speaker 3 00:34:16 Cold cuts. Huh? That was pretty good One. Chalk
Speaker 2 00:34:17 A lot?
Speaker 8 00:34:19 Nope.
Speaker 3 00:34:20 Give it to us.
Speaker 8 00:34:21 Chopped dates.
Speaker 3 00:34:22 Chopped <laugh>. That's a good one. That's good. That's good.
Speaker 9 00:34:27 <laugh>
Speaker 2 00:34:30 Rudy, that was terrible. The fact that you would say something like that, that's, that's horrible.
Speaker 3 00:34:36 Wow.
Speaker 4 00:34:36 I want to throw down a challenge. I want to throw down a
Speaker 3 00:34:39 Challenge. Danny.
Speaker 4 00:34:40 Shoot. I, I actually came prepared with jokes myself today.
Speaker 2 00:34:43 Oh, he's throwing a challenge down to you. Paris.
Speaker 3 00:34:46 He's feeling jokey.
Speaker 4 00:34:47 I, I, I want to see you guys have to vote. Who had the better jokes?
Speaker 2 00:34:51 Okay. All right.
Speaker 3 00:34:52 Well, I got a joke too, so.
Speaker 2 00:34:53 Well, hey, let's do this. Let's, uh, let's get through this segment and then we'll do a back to back battle.
Speaker 3 00:34:58 Wait, I got, I got
Speaker 2 00:35:00 Jokes too. No, no, no.
Speaker 3 00:35:01 Come on, man. We now we
Speaker 2 00:35:02 We've heard your jokes. No, this is, this is Danny in Paris. What <laugh> come you, you have a segment here. I'm,
Speaker 3 00:35:08 I know that's a
Speaker 2 00:35:09 Riddle though. Okay. Well, riled me this. Wait, the battle needs to be between two people. You're just, is kinda like the awkward third person throws in a joke and we're like, huh? That was funny. Rob,
Speaker 3 00:35:19 What kind of shoes do go ghost wear? Boo booze. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:35:26 That's why you don't tell jokes.
Speaker 3 00:35:27 Yeah, <laugh>. I just told it earlier. That's why
Speaker 2 00:35:30 You, that's why I know. And that's a joke that you chose to give. So that's why you don't tell jokes. <laugh>
Speaker 3 00:35:36 Crying
Speaker 2 00:35:37 Out loud. All
Speaker 6 00:35:38 Right, Scott, who do you got?
Speaker 2 00:35:39 Uh, who do I have? I have three.
Speaker 6 00:35:42 No, I
Speaker 5 00:35:43 Have you pick one. I have none. You pick one, but I have some, some statistics.
Speaker 2 00:35:46 Pick one. Yes.
Speaker 6 00:35:47 Your best one.
Speaker 2 00:35:48 Pick one.
Speaker 5 00:35:49 He's got like,
Speaker 3 00:35:51 Well, I have more than one too, so you could do three.
Speaker 2 00:35:54 All right. Um, you
Speaker 3 00:35:55 Gotta keep 'em short though. Do
Speaker 6 00:35:57 Three. Scott doesn't know meaning you're short. Pick one. How about you,
Speaker 2 00:36:02 Jesse? Come.
Speaker 5 00:36:03 How about
Speaker 2 00:36:04 I'm so happy when you leave.
Speaker 5 00:36:05 Oh, how about we do, son? No,
Speaker 2 00:36:06 I'm, I'm gonna be so happy when you're gone. We'll
Speaker 3 00:36:09 Be able to just mute him when he is call when he calls in. Uh,
Speaker 2 00:36:12 This is from our
[email protected]. I chose one of the most underrated and least known serial killers. Actually, I chose 11 of 'em, but I'll just
Speaker 6 00:36:22 Pick
Speaker 2 00:36:23 One, one pick
Speaker 6 00:36:24 Pick one.
Speaker 2 00:36:25 Uh, this is Dorothy Puente, aka a, the giggling grandma.
Speaker 9 00:36:30 <laugh>. Ooh, I love, whoa. Whoa. That's creepy. Creepy.
Speaker 2 00:36:36 How could that cute little grandmother harm so much as a fly by giving it a fatal drug Overdose, apparently. Dorothea Dorothy Puenta, a Sacramento lady known as the boarding house killing.
Speaker 5 00:36:49 Oh, yeah. Yeah. Already
Speaker 2 00:36:51 A checkered pass. When she took over the management of the F street boarding house, she had been arrested multiple times. One for running a brothel. Whoa. One for vagrancy and twice for forging checks. She killed her roommate. First, a friend named Ruth Monroe, who was staying with her and police bought her story. Ruth, she said, was depressed and had clearly overdosed on her pain medication. But her next poisoning sent her to jail. The resident she went after realized he'd been drugged and robbed, and he pointed the police straight towards, uh, the landlady in jail. Puenta began corresponding with an elderly, elderly pensioner. Uh, their friendship turned to romance when they met after her release from prison. But it was tragically one-sided. Puenta murdered him, dumped his body, and collected his pension checks for years before his corpse was identified. It was the beginning of a pattern.
Speaker 2 00:37:47 Puente would identify social outcasts like the elderly, the mentally disabled like Jesse and the alcoholic like Jeffrey <laugh>. Then after murdering them, she would catch their government checks. The original news reporting chronicle the shocking discovery of bodies at the fret boarding house. Pus made over $87,000 this way and used the money to buy herself, among other things, a facelift. Uh, before being arrested in 1988, authorities searching for a tenant. A social worker had reported missing. Noticed that it looked like something had been recently buried on Puentes property. They found seven bodies in Puentes tiny yard, and she was found guilty on nine counts of murder. She served 18 years in prison before dying in 2000 thousand 11, tragically. That's giving us today.
Speaker 4 00:38:37 Wait, what was the ninth one?
Speaker 2 00:38:39 What was the ninth?
Speaker 6 00:38:40 They probably went back and got her, got her for that first one that she,
Speaker 4 00:38:44 Seven bodies. First one. And then what was the ninth one?
Speaker 6 00:38:47 There was two, wasn't there?
Speaker 4 00:38:50 Oh,
Speaker 6 00:38:51 She got finally airport. She got, um, the police caught, uh, believed her story on that first one. Didn't charge her
Speaker 2 00:38:57 Tragically. And unfortunately, this poor woman died in 2011. That's so tragic. The giggling Granny.
Speaker 3 00:39:04 <laugh> <laugh>. Two 11.
Speaker 4 00:39:06 That's, that's way too close. Like, I'm terrified
Speaker 2 00:39:09 Of that. Is it? Wasn't she your neighbor? Aren't you near there, <laugh>?
Speaker 3 00:39:12 I'm, I'm terrifi
Speaker 6 00:39:13 Terrified. Didn't you stay in that brothel? Danny?
Speaker 4 00:39:16 I
Speaker 6 00:39:16 May have. No.
Speaker 2 00:39:17 Hey, hey, hey. Remember he's got a little lady with Oh yeah. We're not gonna talk about his brothel experiences.
Speaker 3 00:39:23 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:39:24 Although in a short speaking, in a short moment, we are gonna talk about brothel experiences.
Speaker 6 00:39:27 Speaking of brothel experiences, Danny, remember when we went into that one in, uh, Nevada? Elco?
Speaker 2 00:39:33 Yeah. I
Speaker 4 00:39:34 Was terrified.
Speaker 2 00:39:35 Uh, you stayed there for 45 minutes after we left, so you couldn't have been too terrified.
Speaker 3 00:39:40 <laugh>
Speaker 2 00:39:41 Just, just kidding. Little lady. Just kidding.
Speaker 3 00:39:43 <laugh>. It was six minutes. <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:39:49 Three more minutes longer than you, Rob.
Speaker 6 00:39:51 Yeah. Yeah. Hey,
Speaker 3 00:39:52 Yeah. Uh, uh, so
Speaker 2 00:39:54 That's, that's mine. I have 10 more. Do you want me to? No, I can.
Speaker 3 00:39:59 So I'm ready to go here.
Speaker 2 00:40:00 Okay. Alright, moving on. Uh, hold on one quick, uh, one quick comedic break. Rudy, what do you got?
Speaker 3 00:40:08 You gotta be on cue here.
Speaker 8 00:40:10 Well, I don't know when you guys are going, what do you call a serial killer that rides a bike?
Speaker 2 00:40:16 What do you call a serial killer that rides a bike?
Speaker 3 00:40:20 Uni Killer.
Speaker 2 00:40:22 Uh, that
Speaker 6 00:40:23 Was bad. That was horrible. Yeah. Well,
Speaker 3 00:40:26 Nobody's even tried to
Speaker 2 00:40:28 Guess. Hot Pants. Henry
Speaker 3 00:40:31 Getting
Speaker 6 00:40:31 Better. <laugh> getting better.
Speaker 3 00:40:33 Um,
Speaker 4 00:40:34 I want that to be my nickname now.
Speaker 2 00:40:35 Hot Pants Henry.
Speaker 4 00:40:37 Yeah. I like it.
Speaker 2 00:40:38 Okay, well, we'll refer to you guys. Okay.
Speaker 8 00:40:41 You guys ready? Yeah. Yeah. A cycle path.
Speaker 6 00:40:46 They're getting better.
Speaker 2 00:40:57 Kinda late on that.
Speaker 6 00:40:58 Scott, you gotta be on keto. Come
Speaker 2 00:41:00 On.
Speaker 3 00:41:00 Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:41:01 So much to do. Whoa, so
Speaker 6 00:41:03 Much to do. Rob. Who
Speaker 3 00:41:04 You got? Well, I, I just want to highlight five. No. In Oregon. No, I'm not gonna read all the details. So, five Acton, active and famous Serial Killers in Oregon. Oregon
Speaker 6 00:41:16 Has, Oregon has a lot.
Speaker 3 00:41:17 Yeah. Gary Ridgeway, Oregon. Yeah. Oregon. Gary Ridgeway. Ridgeway, Randall Woodfield. What did, okay, so hold on. I'm a I'm, I'm gonna read him all off and then go through a murder thing.
Speaker 2 00:41:28 Why don't you guys stop chirping in when he is trying to do his thing? Why
Speaker 6 00:41:31 Don't you stop being a bully? I just being a big bully or like, small bully. Small bully.
Speaker 3 00:41:37 He's trying to warm. He's trying to, he's trying to, uh, take over for you. No. Cause you're gonna be gone,
Speaker 6 00:41:41 But he's not possible.
Speaker 3 00:41:43 Okay. Gary, Gary, Gary Ridge. Ray,
Speaker 2 00:41:46 I is so happy when
Speaker 6 00:41:46 You're going. Aine
Speaker 3 00:41:48 Ridgeway. Randall Woodfield, Bobby Jacker, flower Dayton.
Speaker 6 00:41:55 Leroy
Speaker 3 00:41:56 Rogers,
Speaker 6 00:41:57 Nom <affirmative>,
Speaker 2 00:41:57 That name sounds Oh yeah. Familiar. Yeah,
Speaker 3 00:42:00 Yeah, yeah, yeah. And then Keith Hunter Jesperson. So I wanna highlight one of them. And that's the first one. Gary Ridgeway. He was born 1949 in Salt Lake City, Utah, in a deprived neighborhood. He wasn't a good student and was sent to vi Vietnam following high school. On his return, he got a job painting trucks, big semi trucks up in Washington. And he did that for 30 years. Here he is, he is married three times with his regular customer of prostitutes in the organ area. And began his killing spree in 1982 when he picked up young runaways and prostitutes on route. What route in Oregon?
Speaker 6 00:42:43 Five. Martin Luther King. 99.
Speaker 3 00:42:45 Route 99 in Oregon and Washington. This is, this is kind of a two part, cuz uh, I do have, uh, later I have riddle me. This, this is kind of a real true, what was his famous, what was he famous for? What was his green name? Killing
Speaker 6 00:43:01 River Killer.
Speaker 3 00:43:02 Yeah. Yeah. Green River Killer. Yeah. So anyway, uh, fast forwarding to 2001, he alluded police up till 2001, but de DNA technology led police to re-examine everything. And that's when he was caught.
Speaker 6 00:43:18 How, how many victims?
Speaker 3 00:43:20 Uh, he
Speaker 6 00:43:22 Had, like, it was a lot. It was a plus deal.
Speaker 3 00:43:25 He, he himself has claimed to kill 75 to 80 women. Wow. And that's all I'm gonna, I'm not gonna go into any further detail of the others cuz I don't wanna take up too much. It's
Speaker 6 00:43:40 Awkward. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:43:41 Random question. Happy face. Killer name. What? The happy face. Killer. Happy
Speaker 6 00:43:49 Face. Killer. Hot Pants. Henry Hot Pants.
Speaker 2 00:43:52 Henry. Henry? No. Close.
Speaker 6 00:43:55 Close. Close. I don't know.
Speaker 2 00:43:58 Keith Jesperson Happy Face Killer.
Speaker 3 00:44:00 Oh
Speaker 2 00:44:01 Yeah, California. You're, that
Speaker 6 00:44:02 Was the last one you mentioned
Speaker 3 00:44:03 That. Yeah. That was number Oregon. One of Oregon's top five.
Speaker 2 00:44:07 Yeah. Also California.
Speaker 3 00:44:09 Okay. By the way, that was, uh, brought to you by serial killer shop.com. I didn't know that was even a thing, but
Speaker 2 00:44:17 <laugh>, you guys wanna know about Dayton later or Rogers?
Speaker 6 00:44:20 Nah. You
Speaker 3 00:44:21 Know a lot? No. No. Cuz you'll, you'll be going on for like two hours.
Speaker 6 00:44:25 Yeah. What was his famous, what was his
Speaker 3 00:44:28 Nickname? Wait, tell us one thing about that serial killer that most people might not know.
Speaker 2 00:44:34 I really, I, so I worked just for people that don't know I worked the case and I can't talk about it. Oh,
Speaker 3 00:44:41 That's
Speaker 2 00:44:41 Right. Cause it's it's gonna come back. It'll come back.
Speaker 3 00:44:43 Yeah. That's right. That's
Speaker 5 00:44:44 Right. It's a money maker for this
Speaker 6 00:44:46 Dude. All right, well, tell us what his nickname was. What they dub him,
Speaker 2 00:44:52 What his nickname was. What?
Speaker 6 00:44:54 What'd they dub him as?
Speaker 2 00:44:55 Hot pants. Henry.
Speaker 6 00:44:56 No,
Speaker 3 00:44:57 <laugh>.
Speaker 5 00:45:00 All
Speaker 2 00:45:00 Right. Tab. What do you got?
Speaker 5 00:45:01 Well, I don't have a serial killer.
Speaker 6 00:45:03 You had one job, but one job
Speaker 5 00:45:05 To one job. This is un but I, I have some statistics. Okay. All right. I have some st.
Speaker 6 00:45:10 Statistics. That wasn't this. Spit
Speaker 2 00:45:12 It out.
Speaker 5 00:45:12 Was it? What was, sorry. This the best I can do in one day. You have some right. Statistics. More
Speaker 2 00:45:18 Than two over a month.
Speaker 5 00:45:18 Okay. I've said it like five times and I said it wrong once. And what do you do, Mr. Bully? No, no,
Speaker 2 00:45:24 No,
Speaker 6 00:45:25 No. Being such a bull bully.
Speaker 5 00:45:26 Bully.
Speaker 3 00:45:26 He's trying to take over, Jesse.
Speaker 5 00:45:28 So, uh, I got a couple of them. Countries and states that have produced the most serial
Speaker 2 00:45:34 Killer. Don't look at me
Speaker 6 00:45:35 Like that. Oregon.
Speaker 3 00:45:35 Oregon. What you think? Number one.
Speaker 5 00:45:37 What do you think? Number one. Which one? Doing, and this is per capita. You gotta
Speaker 2 00:45:41 Remember that I was interrupting. So I missed the question. I was interrupting.
Speaker 6 00:45:44 Are you doing state?
Speaker 5 00:45:46 I'm gonna do both countries and states. Okay. What? So we're gonna do countries first. Okay. All right. What country produces the most? Serial
Speaker 6 00:45:54 Killers?
Speaker 3 00:45:55 Yeah. I was gonna say, uh, Europe.
Speaker 6 00:45:58 Europe.
Speaker 4 00:45:59 Europe's a continent.
Speaker 3 00:46:00 I know, but that's
Speaker 6 00:46:01 A it's a country. Danny. What? Look at the map. What country?
Speaker 3 00:46:04 Uk. I'm saying uk. I'm saying uk.
Speaker 5 00:46:06 Um,
Speaker 4 00:46:07 No, I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with, um, I'm gonna go with the
Speaker 2 00:46:12 Us. I'm going with us.
Speaker 5 00:46:15 You are correct us. But the UK did come in second.
Speaker 3 00:46:20 Ah,
Speaker 6 00:46:20 See I was, me and Rob were
Speaker 5 00:46:22 Right. All right.
Speaker 3 00:46:22 No, I said uk. You said
Speaker 6 00:46:24 Europe? Same. Europe. Same thing. <laugh>. And we, and we love everybody in Europe.
Speaker 2 00:46:29 Somebody's geographically challenged.
Speaker 5 00:46:31 And of those 73% white serial killers.
Speaker 3 00:46:37 Wow.
Speaker 6 00:46:38 Wow. Why do you have to, why you have to go
Speaker 5 00:46:40 There. Beware. Beware. Whitey
Speaker 3 00:46:42 <laugh>. Yeah. How much is there a percentage of
Speaker 2 00:46:44 Cracker
Speaker 3 00:46:45 Killer male versus female in there?
Speaker 5 00:46:47 Uh, how many come across that? But blacks are, blacks are 22%. And they even put Hispanics in here at three,
Speaker 3 00:46:55 3%.
Speaker 6 00:46:55 Yeah. So you're safe to go with the Latino
Speaker 5 00:46:58 Latino Yeah. Community. Yep.
Speaker 4 00:47:01 <laugh>.
Speaker 6 00:47:02 And we don't And they don't,
Speaker 5 00:47:04 Your odds of
Speaker 6 00:47:05 Yeah. Are
Speaker 5 00:47:06 Very short pitching up with the his. Yeah, there's,
Speaker 3 00:47:09 Okay, let's move on to something. We're good.
Speaker 6 00:47:10 But you still have a
Speaker 3 00:47:11 <laugh>.
Speaker 6 00:47:12 So Danny, you can, you still have a one in four chance to be a serial killer, right? Or one in five. One in five. We'll give it one in five. I
Speaker 4 00:47:20 Didn't know this was a, uh, like a race. Statistics.
Speaker 3 00:47:24 I know, I know. Why are we going down this road?
Speaker 6 00:47:26 I know you gotta go there.
Speaker 5 00:47:27 Tab. I'm moving on. I'm moving on, guys.
Speaker 3 00:47:29 Okay. Tabs got more. Just
Speaker 2 00:47:31 Be
Speaker 5 00:47:31 Beware. Whitey
Speaker 3 00:47:33 <laugh>
Speaker 2 00:47:34 A cracker killer.
Speaker 6 00:47:35 Cracker killer. That's gonna be your, that's what Bri w Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:47:39 I'm gonna punch you in the face before
Speaker 3 00:47:41 This podcast. The cracker killer.
Speaker 5 00:47:42 Okay, so what state do you
Speaker 6 00:47:44 Think Oregon
Speaker 5 00:47:46 Top per capita? No, you gotta
Speaker 2 00:47:48 Keep that in. I'm saying California, Oregon.
Speaker 6 00:47:50 Wait, wait,
Speaker 4 00:47:51 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait. Hold on. Do they count people like the, uh, oh, what was the guy's name that made the people drink the Kool-Aid? Because that's what I'm thinking. Does he count necess serial
Speaker 2 00:48:01 Killer? No.
Speaker 6 00:48:02 No. Denny, we've been over this several times. More. More. Three or more. That's over a mic. Over a month. Yeah.
Speaker 5 00:48:09 A cult-Like I think that's a different
Speaker 6 00:48:12 Category. In one day. In one day. And he didn't No. Over time. No. And he didn't kill them. He released them from their bodies to go on.
Speaker 2 00:48:21 Kali, Bob. Yeah.
Speaker 5 00:48:22 Yeah. It was a cult.
Speaker 6 00:48:23 Yes. There's a difference. I'm,
Speaker 4 00:48:25 I'm still going with Utah. All
Speaker 6 00:48:27 Right.
Speaker 3 00:48:28 Uh, I'm going to say Rhode Island
Speaker 2 00:48:30 Road, or I'm saying California.
Speaker 6 00:48:33 So in order for Rhode Island, you have to be three
Speaker 3 00:48:36 <laugh>.
Speaker 5 00:48:37 What's the question again? What, what state is number one for producing the most serial killers per capita?
Speaker 2 00:48:44 Well, I guess which state has the highest white population? I'm gonna say Oregon. I'll just go from
Speaker 6 00:48:48 There. You can't say Oregon. I already said Oregon. No, I
Speaker 5 00:48:51 Didn't hear you. I think Scott's on the right track.
Speaker 3 00:48:52 Yeah, I know exactly.
Speaker 2 00:48:54 I have to rethink this.
Speaker 4 00:48:55 The white, white
Speaker 2 00:48:56 Population. I'm trying to take everything into
Speaker 3 00:48:58 Consideration. South Carolina, that's, I'm changing my answer to South Carolina.
Speaker 5 00:49:03 You'll never guess the white and black unless you goo You're Googling it now. It's Alaska. Alaska. No
Speaker 3 00:49:11 Shit. Why? Lot of Whitey up there though,
Speaker 2 00:49:14 By the way. We love our Alaska
Speaker 6 00:49:15 Listeners.
Speaker 5 00:49:16 <laugh>
Speaker 4 00:49:18 Just not gonna come.
Speaker 2 00:49:19 Even though you're a bunch of cracker killers.
Speaker 3 00:49:21 <laugh>. Wow.
Speaker 6 00:49:23 Tab, who's, who's two and three.
Speaker 5 00:49:25 Number two is Nevada.
Speaker 6 00:49:26 Wow. Whoa.
Speaker 2 00:49:28 I could see that. That makes sense.
Speaker 5 00:49:29 I could, it's number three. I I would've thought Florida for sure.
Speaker 2 00:49:32 Yeah. There's a number of people. Lot
Speaker 5 00:49:34 Of, but Florida's number
Speaker 2 00:49:35 Three, although we love our Florida listeners. Yes. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:49:38 What's number,
Speaker 5 00:49:39 Number three is Florida.
Speaker 2 00:49:40 Nevada Is
Speaker 3 00:49:41 Oregon even in the top?
Speaker 2 00:49:42 I'm
Speaker 5 00:49:43 Number four is California.
Speaker 2 00:49:45 Oh,
Speaker 3 00:49:46 Danny beware.
Speaker 5 00:49:48 Number five is Washington State. Ooh.
Speaker 2 00:49:52 Mm-hmm.
Speaker 6 00:49:52 <affirmative>. We're nine. White.
Speaker 2 00:49:53 Pretty white.
Speaker 5 00:49:54 And Oregon is number
Speaker 6 00:49:55 Six. Oh, we barely missed the cut. We gotta get our, we gotta get our numbers
Speaker 5 00:49:59 Done. And the last one is Louisiana. Oh,
Speaker 2 00:50:03 Whoa. Good. Good. That's good. That's good. Yeah. Uh, go in. There you go. Going there in just a couple weeks. Actually. Uh, Danny or Jesse? Art did, did my, no, I've got something for you.
Speaker 6 00:50:14 Uh, no thank
Speaker 2 00:50:15 You. Why is Nevada bless your heart, the perfect place to, there's,
Speaker 6 00:50:21 We can't talk to
Speaker 2 00:50:22 What, okay, let's just talk.
Speaker 5 00:50:23 That might get them.
Speaker 6 00:50:24 There's a reason that you couldn't get ahold of that survive.
Speaker 2 00:50:27 Okay. In his voicemails Full
Speaker 6 00:50:29 All. We're not referencing to today. Wait, what was the question?
Speaker 2 00:50:31 Uh, I think we're avoiding it. Yeah. Where's Dave?
Speaker 6 00:50:34 Yeah. Yeah. There's a reason his voicemail is full.
Speaker 2 00:50:37 Oh, speaking of which, we gotta give, uh, Pia a call here in a short bit. Uh, where are we going with this? Did everyone, uh, I thought he was everybody's desert. Hey Danny. Oh, Danny. Yeah. Hey, so how do you think this has been going? Because I've been working really, really hard on trying to keep everything like on track and not much side antics. How we doing
Speaker 4 00:50:59 <laugh>? I think, I think we're doing great.
Speaker 2 00:51:00 Okay, perfect.
Speaker 6 00:51:02 I'll
Speaker 2 00:51:02 Be, we wanna make sure that we, uh, you're only fans, uh, are
Speaker 6 00:51:06 Happy with <laugh>.
Speaker 2 00:51:08 We, we don't wanna divert, we don't want to get too crazy and go off topic, but my only fan, we lost
Speaker 4 00:51:13 Some revenue last month, but I think we're
Speaker 2 00:51:15 Okay. But my only fans are telling me to stay off track. They're like, we don't wanna hear you talking about stuff.
Speaker 6 00:51:21 Just you. It's not plural. It's fan. They're like, plural.
Speaker 2 00:51:24 My only fan. Right? That's what I'm saying. Yeah. Is saying, Hey, just don't say anything and let other people talk. So that's what I'm trying to do. Hey, speaking of fans, let's do this real quick. Let's go over our top five, five episodes. We haven't done that in a while. Uh, oh yeah. Top five episodes. What do you think Is number five moving up to number one?
Speaker 6 00:51:48 I can't even remember what we did last.
Speaker 4 00:51:51 Bigfoot.
Speaker 6 00:51:52 No,
Speaker 2 00:51:53 I, I I will tell you this, Bigfoot is not on the top five, surprisingly. And, and lemme me tell you why think that is. Let me tell you why I think that is. Because the hosting company that we use, and I'm not gonna name, I think kind of sucks. And we have lost, we have literally lost like the first 18 episodes. So I gotta get you. Yeah, I can't find them. I gotta get you on that, Danny. We gotta find a new hosting. Uh, I'm not gonna say anything about them, but that may be why Bigfoot is not on there. So number five. Number five, guys.
Speaker 4 00:52:24 Cecil Hotel.
Speaker 2 00:52:25 Cecil Hotel is not on there either. And that's one of my faves. But bats. Yeah. So number five is Jekyll and Hyde Bats. Jekyll and Hyde is number five. Hmm. Uh, what's, what do you think number four is?
Speaker 4 00:52:38 Let's go
Speaker 6 00:52:39 With Muon Bat
Speaker 4 00:52:40 Squa.
Speaker 6 00:52:42 Muon Bats house. I'll
Speaker 4 00:52:44 Go with bat. Squa
Speaker 2 00:52:45 Bats may, maybe we should wait till Rob comes back to the fricking studio.
Speaker 6 00:52:49 Gerden Bergen.
Speaker 2 00:52:51 What?
Speaker 6 00:52:51 <laugh>
Speaker 4 00:52:52 The Beast. Beast.
Speaker 2 00:52:53 You beast, sir, you're correct. The beast of Ger de Vernon is number, uh, I don't know what number one, Annie, how do you say that again? Vek. I'm just being, oh, I'm just kidding. I'm just, I know all these things. I'm just being funny. It's the beast of jk. Uh, number number three. And I can't be a hundred percent confident that I'm actually counting down five. So if we get to number one and I've got like two more to go, uh, just roll with it. Uh, number three,
Speaker 6 00:53:22 <laugh>.
Speaker 4 00:53:23 Um,
Speaker 2 00:53:24 And don't look Rob. Number three.
Speaker 3 00:53:26 Looking
Speaker 2 00:53:27 At what number three.
Speaker 5 00:53:28 Hudu.
Speaker 2 00:53:29 Who do one of my faves. Bless his heart. Uh, we do have to say goodbye to, uh, Hudu. Send movies. I think we already did. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:53:39 All right.
Speaker 5 00:53:39 P
Speaker 2 00:53:40 Uh, number three is Zack Bains Haunted Music.
Speaker 5 00:53:44 Oh,
Speaker 2 00:53:45 Really? That continues to be a, now the numbers jump significantly. So we have five to one in the last two. Uh, are getting a lot of listeners. So number two,
Speaker 5 00:53:56 What is it?
Speaker 2 00:53:59 No one wants to guess.
Speaker 5 00:54:00 Um, we can't even remember.
Speaker 4 00:54:02 I'm gonna go with, I'm gonna go with, um, the funniest one. No. How about Malaysia?
Speaker 2 00:54:09 No, not on the list. Wdi go. How about when Togo is number two? Really?
Speaker 5 00:54:14 We just put that
Speaker 2 00:54:15 Out. Posted. I know. It's, it's up there.
Speaker 3 00:54:18 I think it's cuz like we've all listened to it. Yeah.
Speaker 2 00:54:20 Yeah. It could be.
Speaker 5 00:54:21 They're geeking for our
Speaker 2 00:54:22 Episodes. Number one. Number one,
Speaker 3 00:54:24 Numeral uno,
Speaker 5 00:54:27 Uh,
Speaker 4 00:54:27 Uh, angels and demons.
Speaker 2 00:54:29 No, that's our least are Abso <laugh>. It doesn't even make the list.
Speaker 5 00:54:34 <laugh>
Speaker 2 00:54:35 <laugh> doesn't even make It's your favorite episode though. No, it's not. It's scared me. I'm still scared.
Speaker 4 00:54:40 Mandela Mandela effect.
Speaker 2 00:54:42 No. No. Uh, the
Speaker 3 00:54:43 Forest one's off too. No, the
Speaker 5 00:54:46 Forest. No. That one can't be
Speaker 4 00:54:47 Intro.
Speaker 3 00:54:48 What forest is that call?
Speaker 5 00:54:49 Intro.
Speaker 2 00:54:50 Intro. Aha.
Speaker 3 00:54:51 Oh wow. Nice.
Speaker 2 00:54:52 I I got these days.
Speaker 3 00:54:53 What? God. Scott's on it. Wow.
Speaker 2 00:54:55 Aki Kaha, uh, number one is Grims Fairy Tales.
Speaker 3 00:55:00 Grimms. Oh
Speaker 5 00:55:01 My God. Wow.
Speaker 3 00:55:02 Wow. Danny's like, that was horrible. What
Speaker 5 00:55:07 <laugh>, my only fan said.
Speaker 4 00:55:10 I thought we, I thought we ruined everyone's childhood with
Speaker 5 00:55:13 That one. Yeah,
Speaker 2 00:55:14 Those, I, you know, I gotta say that, that is one of my ones that I like a lot as Grims Fairy Tales. <laugh>. I liked it. Uh, okay. Moving on. Moving on. Uh, let's talk about our time with Jesse.
Speaker 5 00:55:28 Do we have to?
Speaker 2 00:55:28 No. You know, let's
Speaker 3 00:55:30 Must that guy, can we
Speaker 2 00:55:31 Skip that one? We just skip, you know, I was gonna do this whole most memorable moments with Jesse and all talk about how, how fun we have with him. But I'm just, I'm at a loss. Like, I can't,
Speaker 5 00:55:39 The day we went, I can't horseback riding.
Speaker 2 00:55:41 I can't think of anything like Jesse
Speaker 5 00:55:42 Me on a horse that
Speaker 2 00:55:44 He was gonna kill
Speaker 5 00:55:44 You. He's gonna kill me. Right? Well, you have to steer. It's not like a, it's
Speaker 2 00:55:49 Not like
Speaker 5 00:55:49 Joe's car where you just put a glove on it. You have to actually steer horse. I made it like a hundred yards and I'm like, I'm off this
Speaker 2 00:55:55 Horse. Yeah. So let's, let's lay this out. This, this just defines date. Jesse
Speaker 5 00:56:00 Tried to
Speaker 2 00:56:00 Kill me, Jesse. So we're all up horseback riding up in the mountains and Jesse's like, Hey, I brought a horse for you. Tab. Not knowing that it's not broke. <laugh> it's not, it's it's not a broke horse. It was a horse. And he puts tab on it and doesn't tell him anything about it. Tabs not tabs.
Speaker 5 00:56:16 Jesse and his wife are giggling.
Speaker 2 00:56:18 Yeah. Tabs. A pretty novice horseback rider. Pretty novice. And he puts 'em on it. And they just wanted to see what was gonna happen. <laugh>. Cause cause Jesse didn't want to get on it and break it. His wife didn't want to get on it and break it, so they throw tab on it. Who's been on a horse like twice in his whole
Speaker 5 00:56:33 Life? No. Come on.
Speaker 2 00:56:34 That's Jesse the bully right
Speaker 6 00:56:36 There. Well,
Speaker 2 00:56:37 I didn't know, like, not, not even taking tabs care into like, he could have died. Well, literally could have died
Speaker 6 00:56:43 If the horses running towards a building, you would think you would steer it away. And he
Speaker 2 00:56:47 Just like, well, I think, I mean, you
Speaker 3 00:56:48 Would think
Speaker 5 00:56:49 You would know.
Speaker 2 00:56:49 No, no. Jesse, you would think that you would tell somebody that it's not broke <laugh>. Like that that should have been
Speaker 3 00:56:55 The number one. It
Speaker 2 00:56:56 Should have been the first
Speaker 6 00:56:57 Numar right there. I guess. I, well, I had been drinking. It was like,
Speaker 3 00:57:01 That's, it
Speaker 5 00:57:02 Was like, now drink
Speaker 2 00:57:03 Comes. It was like, when do you not drink?
Speaker 5 00:57:04 My horse guide was drunk.
Speaker 6 00:57:06 It was like nine in the morning. I'm already hammered. What? Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:57:10 9:00 AM What?
Speaker 2 00:57:12 Yeah. Well, I knew something was wrong when Tab gone on it. And I saw you look at your wife and you both started just kind of giggling and <laugh>. I was like, something's not right. He's on it.
Speaker 6 00:57:21 Something's not right. He, he didn't fall off. He did fine. He didn't fall
Speaker 5 00:57:24 Off. No. He made the smart move of getting off.
Speaker 6 00:57:26 No, you could've made it. You could've made
Speaker 2 00:57:28 It. No, he pro he
Speaker 5 00:57:30 Probably would've died. He tried to find every way to get me off
Speaker 2 00:57:31 The bat. He probably would've died. Danny, do you have a Jesse bully story?
Speaker 6 00:57:35 <laugh>. It doesn't have to be a bully story, Danny.
Speaker 2 00:57:37 Well then what stories are we gonna tell
Speaker 5 00:57:41 <laugh>?
Speaker 6 00:57:42 Oh, all right. Go ahead Danny.
Speaker 4 00:57:44 I, I I I I will say, uh, listening back to some of these episodes, I'm gonna, I'm gonna try, uh, um, I'm gonna have a full house moment here for you guys. Can we play that music? Um, but listening back to some of the episodes to try and find some of the, uh, the, uh, you know, funniest moments to, uh, put together a new intro and whatnot. Uh, the, the, it, it's, it's awesome to hear and, and really funny when you hear <laugh>, Jesse gets those, those if, you know, Jesse does one of those kind of deep belly laughs and it was really funny, <laugh>, if he's like, cracking up. It's pretty funny. So I just call that out. I know that's not what we're talking about, but bully moments. But,
Speaker 6 00:58:29 Um, anyway, it doesn't have to be a
Speaker 5 00:58:30 Vo moon. No, actually. Okay. The segment is most
Speaker 6 00:58:33 Memorable. Moment Memorable.
Speaker 5 00:58:35 No, not bully. That's, that
Speaker 4 00:58:36 Stands out to me.
Speaker 3 00:58:38 Uh, I'm gonna say when he, uh, said Unad ied and I spit beer <laugh> all over everything.
Speaker 6 00:58:47 That was Anna diet. No,
Speaker 3 00:58:50 <laugh>. Yeah.
Speaker 5 00:58:51 You, it's funny, I I managed to not get, get a drop on me. I was like, whoa.
Speaker 6 00:58:55 It literally splattered across half the,
Speaker 2 00:58:58 Yeah. It cost us a $900 board. Yeah.
Speaker 3 00:59:00 No, no, no.
Speaker 2 00:59:02 And my laptop. I didn't, I didn't find humor in that. I don't find humor in much of what Jesse does.
Speaker 6 00:59:08 That was not me. That
Speaker 2 00:59:09 Was Rob. I know, but you Cause you caused him. Yeah.
Speaker 6 00:59:11 I It's not my
Speaker 5 00:59:13 So
Speaker 3 00:59:14 Under stutter
Speaker 5 00:59:16 Most funny moments, Jesse, is what we should call the segment.
Speaker 3 00:59:19 Yeah.
Speaker 6 00:59:21 Well, thanks for that room. That
Speaker 2 00:59:23 Was instead of most annoying moments, moments with Jesse.
Speaker 6 00:59:25 That's, that's probably where Danny got the go. Billy laugh from
Speaker 3 00:59:28 <laugh>.
Speaker 4 00:59:29 Oh yeah. That part was freaking hilarious. <laugh>. And, and that was Rob though. I think Rob, did Rob slap the sandwich outta Scott's hand? I
Speaker 2 00:59:37 Don't remember. No, Jesse did. She? I was so hungry. Too.
Speaker 6 00:59:44 <laugh>. I know. But it's like, we ha we're in the studio for 30 minutes before we podcast, and then that's when he decides to eat. And I'm like, he
Speaker 2 00:59:51 Gets up out of his chair and slaps the sandwich outta my hand, onto the floor. There's like bologna everywhere. Ham and cheese and bologna. And I,
Speaker 3 01:00:00 I just gotta, I
Speaker 2 01:00:01 Don't know. It's a good thing I keep baloney in my pocket. Yeah. <laugh>. So I could rebuild that sandwich.
Speaker 3 01:00:06 I just think that's a funny sentence. He, he slapped the sandwich outta my hand. I just find that humorous.
Speaker 2 01:00:14 He slapped that silly sandwich right outta my
Speaker 3 01:00:16 Hands. Wait. Silly sandwich. Yeah. All right.
Speaker 6 01:00:20 All right. Ready to move on. Paris,
Speaker 2 01:00:22 What do you got? No, we're not ready to move on.
Speaker 3 01:00:23 Yeah. Paris, what do you got?
Speaker 2 01:00:25 Memorable moment with Jesse. Creepy. Creepy Uncle Jesse. As we call
Speaker 6 01:00:29 'em, you know what my favorite with Paris is? And she probably wouldn't bring this one up, is what's those, uh, what's those ball, those ball things that the, the battle balls. Battle balls.
Speaker 3 01:00:42 Oh no.
Speaker 6 01:00:43 She's like sitting in the battle ball on top of it.
Speaker 2 01:00:46 So the battle ball is these things where you, they blow up and you put yourself inside of
Speaker 6 01:00:50 Them. Yeah. So she's sitting on it. Oh, wow. Or she's like laying across the top of it, texting on her phone. And I'm like, oh, you know what'd be funny is just to like, tap it. Be a bully. Yeah. Be a bully. And tap it and watch her. Like you
Speaker 8 01:01:03 Did not tap it though. That's the thing.
Speaker 6 01:01:04 You did not, that's, it was, again, it was like 10, 11 o'clock in the morning. So I'm already had a few. Oh
Speaker 3 01:01:11 Geez. You're right. Wait, let, let's, four
Speaker 6 01:01:14 Or five
Speaker 3 01:01:14 Hours into it. Let's set this up for people that can't see that you're, uh, four times bigger than Paris.
Speaker 6 01:01:20 Yeah. She's very, she's like, okay, four nine. And so I kick it and it's like, oh wow. I really kicked that heart.
Speaker 3 01:01:29 <laugh> <laugh>. And
Speaker 6 01:01:30 She's literally over backwards, like, tried to wobble lands on
Speaker 3 01:01:34 Five seconds in
Speaker 6 01:01:35 The air. Yeah. Lands on her head. <laugh>. I felt really bad and then I laughed. Yeah,
Speaker 2 01:01:40 You felt really bad. Yeah.
Speaker 8 01:01:41 It hurt really bad too.
Speaker 6 01:01:42 Yeah. So that was my favorite part with parents. What
Speaker 3 01:01:45 Favorite, favorite, favorite part when, when you almost paralyzed her for life.
Speaker 6 01:01:50 Well, if you, if you could see her reaction and cuz she's, I'm just walking by and she has no clue. You could see her reaction and then the slow motion of the ball starting to roll as she's going as Or De Kettle was
Speaker 3 01:02:02 Pretty, the other person usually doesn't have a clue when the bully comes
Speaker 6 01:02:06 Out behind him. No, no, no, no. That's all right. You, you can tell your, you can tell yours parents. Okay.
Speaker 8 01:02:13 Um, probably when we went horse camping and I dropped my phone.
Speaker 5 01:02:17 Did he put you on, on his horse? See,
Speaker 6 01:02:19 He,
Speaker 8 01:02:20 He was very intoxicated and I dropped my phone and it was like an hour.
Speaker 6 01:02:23 Why do you have to go
Speaker 3 01:02:24 There? There's a theme going on here. I think. Jesse, what was happily Jesse and intoxication.
Speaker 6 01:02:29 This is, this is a nice story. You lost your a thousand dollars phone. Go ahead.
Speaker 8 01:02:32 Yeah. So I lost my phone and I didn't realize it till we were like an hour away. So when we were coming back, I couldn't find my phone and he found it.
Speaker 6 01:02:39 I tracked it.
Speaker 8 01:02:40 You found it on the ground. I don't know how you found it. I tracked it and you were so intoxicated you couldn't get back on your horse <laugh>. And it was just so funny watching you to try to get back on.
Speaker 6 01:02:49 I got back on
Speaker 2 01:02:51 11 minutes later. Yeah.
Speaker 8 01:02:53 Yeah. It was, it was, it was funny though. I think that's my favorite moment.
Speaker 6 01:02:56 See you
Speaker 8 01:02:59 Watching. You just ride a horse. Watching you struggle
Speaker 6 01:03:01 Was See what the moral of the story is. Anybody can ride a horse even if you're intoxicated.
Speaker 3 01:03:06 Why'd you look at tab? He looked at tab
Speaker 5 01:03:08 Like, I never saw you on that horse.
Speaker 6 01:03:11 Um, I wouldn't get on that horse. That's not even, it's not
Speaker 5 01:03:13 Even broke.
Speaker 3 01:03:14 <laugh>. Okay. Well
Speaker 5 01:03:15 There you go. Problem solved.
Speaker 6 01:03:19 Wow. See Paris. I thought you're going to talk about the, uh, four wheeling, uh, side by side.
Speaker 8 01:03:25 Oh, when you were Yeah. Racing. And you were trying to kill us.
Speaker 3 01:03:28 Flying.
Speaker 8 01:03:29 Wait, time out
Speaker 3 01:03:29 In our faces. Time out. Yeah. Was he drinking?
Speaker 8 01:03:32 He was drinking.
Speaker 3 01:03:33 <laugh>.
Speaker 8 01:03:34 I don't think there's ever been a time where I've not seen him not drinking. I
Speaker 5 01:03:38 Thought we should be concerned about Jesse. Yeah,
Speaker 3 01:03:40 Jesse.
Speaker 8 01:03:40 That I feel like those are the fun moments though. Those are fun. He's really funny when he is. Yeah.
Speaker 6 01:03:45 See he is pretty. I'm not. I'm not. That's why I'm always a bully, Harry. Cuz you don't have anything for me to drink. Wait,
Speaker 3 01:03:50 Don't wait. Time out. Don't, don't say that.
Speaker 2 01:03:52 Don't hear me again. We got some. Don't justify his alcoholism. <laugh>. Yeah. By saying I think he's funny when he drinks. I think we should
Speaker 5 01:03:58 Have a
Speaker 3 01:03:59 Toast. Actually, actually, uh, now that we got you here, uh, and we're all together, we have to talk, Jesse. So
Speaker 6 01:04:06 Intervention time, <laugh>.
Speaker 5 01:04:08 Inter,
Speaker 3 01:04:08 Inter.
Speaker 6 01:04:09 Is this an intervention? Yeah.
Speaker 3 01:04:11 Okay.
Speaker 4 01:04:11 Hold them down.
Speaker 3 01:04:13 Wait, what?
Speaker 6 01:04:14 All right. We ready to move on?
Speaker 2 01:04:15 I, I just enjoyed the road trips. I, we've gone to a lot of really magical destinations, but, uh, I gotta say the time in the base camp with everybody and Jesse's usually driving cuz he's the only one that can drive for 12 hours while he is been drinking. <laugh>
Speaker 3 01:04:31 <laugh>. Why He's
Speaker 6 01:04:32 Drinking. I don't drink and drive, but I ride and drive.
Speaker 2 01:04:35 I enjoy the road trips. I you're
Speaker 5 01:04:37 Gonna home state is gonna be calling you. Yeah. Asking for your driver's license.
Speaker 2 01:04:41 Speaking of Ro trip, by the way, kudos to Rob for representing with his, uh, Preston Castle. Ooh t-shirt.
Speaker 5 01:04:49 I didn't notice. Oh yeah, I seen
Speaker 2 01:04:51 That. Danny, where is that again? Preston Castle. Where is that again?
Speaker 4 01:04:55 I own California.
Speaker 2 01:04:56 Oh, I wish we never ever heard that name ever again. Did
Speaker 4 01:04:59 You guys, did you guys, you, you missed hearing that, didn't you? Yes, I own California.
Speaker 3 01:05:05 I own California. Like, he owns it cuz he is there now. Yep.
Speaker 2 01:05:09 Yeah. I I enjoy the road trips and I hope we, uh, I hope we'll do one soon.
Speaker 5 01:05:14 Yeah. I want to get outdoors.
Speaker 2 01:05:15 Want to do some stuff? All right. Battle, battle off. Did everyone do memories with Jesse? Tom? Yep.
Speaker 6 01:05:22 Horse
Speaker 2 01:05:23 Rob
Speaker 3 01:05:23 Horse. Yeah. I did the spit in the
Speaker 2 01:05:25 Beer. Danny.
Speaker 4 01:05:27 Yeah,
Speaker 2 01:05:27 I did it. Memory with Jesse. Okay. Yeah. Uh, glad he's leaving. Um, <laugh> bully, but hey. Battle off bully. Battle off bully. This is the, the comedic battle off between Paris and Danny. Rob.
Speaker 3 01:05:41 Yep.
Speaker 2 01:05:42 Danny, you're gonna go, you're gonna go, you're gonna go first. Who,
Speaker 4 01:05:44 Who's deciding? Who's deciding
Speaker 2 01:05:46 It? We all are collecting
Speaker 3 01:05:47 This. US four. US four. We're neutral. Neutral. Ground
Speaker 4 01:05:51 Coin flip. Paris goes first.
Speaker 2 01:05:54 I got my junk touched.
Speaker 6 01:05:56 What? Wait, what, what,
Speaker 5 01:05:57 What?
Speaker 8 01:05:58 Danny, I really think you should go first.
Speaker 2 01:05:59 Danny. Danny, you go first. We've already called it
Speaker 4 01:06:01 I think. I think yours are better.
Speaker 2 01:06:02 Ferris. We've already called it. Danny, you go first.
Speaker 3 01:06:05 Okay. Does somebody have a coin? Literally.
Speaker 4 01:06:08 Yeah. Let's flip a coin.
Speaker 6 01:06:09 All right, I'm flipping it. Okay.
Speaker 8 01:06:11 I'll be, I'll be heads.
Speaker 6 01:06:12 All right. It's tails. Danny. Danny,
Speaker 3 01:06:15 You go.
Speaker 4 01:06:16 Parents goes first.
Speaker 3 01:06:17 No, no, it's you.
Speaker 8 01:06:18 I want
Speaker 2 01:06:19 The coin toss. I gotta go first.
Speaker 4 01:06:20 I won the coin toss
Speaker 6 01:06:22 Idea.
Speaker 2 01:06:22 Did, we could discuss this. We're gonna have to edit this. Come on. This is gonna be an editing fucking nightmare.
Speaker 8 01:06:27 <laugh>. Okay, go Danny.
Speaker 4 01:06:30 All right. Are you ready for this? Ready. How do you hold a party on Mars?
Speaker 2 01:06:38 How do you hold a party on Mars?
Speaker 5 01:06:41 On Mars? There's no error.
Speaker 6 01:06:44 You're being too literal.
Speaker 8 01:06:45 It has to be a serial killer joke.
Speaker 4 01:06:47 Oh yeah, totally.
Speaker 6 01:06:50 I don't know. Go Denny
Speaker 4 01:06:52 Planet.
Speaker 5 01:06:54 <laugh> planet.
Speaker 6 01:06:55 That's not a serial killer joke.
Speaker 4 01:06:58 I don't have serial killer
Speaker 6 01:06:59 Jokes. Oh God.
Speaker 5 01:07:00 That's not a competition.
Speaker 2 01:07:02 Planet.
Speaker 6 01:07:03 Planet
Speaker 5 01:07:04 <laugh>. You know, he was itching to tell that joke
Speaker 2 01:07:08 Funny.
Speaker 6 01:07:08 That wasn't even close.
Speaker 3 01:07:09 All right. Alright. Clearly time out. Time out. Paris. You
Speaker 2 01:07:12 Go clearly. You okay?
Speaker 8 01:07:13 Well, I only have serial killer jokes. That's fine. So
Speaker 3 01:07:15 That, that's good. You're on topic. It's all right.
Speaker 6 01:07:18 You could tell a knock, knock joke. Can beat that one.
Speaker 8 01:07:21 What is a serial killer's favorite month?
Speaker 3 01:07:26 Um,
Speaker 5 01:07:30 Month. Huh?
Speaker 2 01:07:34 May I kill you?
Speaker 3 01:07:36 <laugh>? No. Acts November. I don't know.
Speaker 6 01:07:40 No shave. No shave. November. I don't know. Go.
Speaker 8 01:07:45 Okay. Dismember.
Speaker 3 01:07:47 Dismember.
Speaker 5 01:07:49 That's not even
Speaker 6 01:07:50 A month. Yes, it is.
Speaker 2 01:07:52 <laugh>. It's a words joke.
Speaker 6 01:07:55 Anad died. Are we doing, is it a one, one joke or are we
Speaker 3 01:08:05 Yeah. No, it's Danny, Danny
Speaker 6 01:08:07 Redeem myself.
Speaker 2 01:08:08 Hey Danny. You got one more chance to redeem yourself. Okay. Are you ready? Yeah. Are you ready
Speaker 4 01:08:11 For this? Yeah. Are you ready for
Speaker 5 01:08:12 This? I'm sitting down. How
Speaker 4 01:08:14 Many tick, how many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?
Speaker 3 01:08:19 Eight. Anyone else tickles? How many tickles?
Speaker 2 01:08:27 I don't know.
Speaker 3 01:08:27 10 nickles.
Speaker 4 01:08:29 There you go. 10 tickles
Speaker 3 01:08:31 <laugh>. Got it. That it's so funny. If somebody could guess it. I know. I got it though. Paris. Paris <laugh>.
Speaker 8 01:08:39 Okay, I have one
Speaker 3 01:08:40 More <laugh>. That was so weird. Go ahead. Yeah.
Speaker 8 01:08:43 When a serial killer goes to a circus, who do they go to kill first?
Speaker 2 01:08:50 The clowns. I hope
Speaker 3 01:08:51 The Go ahead. I
Speaker 8 01:08:57 Dunno. They go for the jugular.
Speaker 3 01:09:00 The ju <laugh> Jugular
Speaker 2 01:09:04 Jur. All right. Turn
Speaker 3 01:09:06 Paris win wins. Hang on. Okay, wait. So let's, let's hang on. Let's, oh wait. Danny still wants, wants in on this? If
Speaker 4 01:09:12 Paris, if Paris laughs at my joke, then I win.
Speaker 3 01:09:14 Okay. Okay. Okay. Okay.
Speaker 4 01:09:16 Are you ready? Yeah. Paris, I'm gonna tell you my most favorite knock, knock joke. Okay.
Speaker 2 01:09:20 All right. All lies on Paris. Ready? All lies on Paris <laugh>.
Speaker 3 01:09:24 She's already laughing. She's covering your mouth.
Speaker 2 01:09:26 She's laughing. Already laughed. She's not gonna be
Speaker 3 01:09:27 Able to do this. No, I'm not. Okay.
Speaker 4 01:09:29 Paris. Paris. Are you ready to hear my favorite knock, knock joke? Yep. Okay. You go first.
Speaker 8 01:09:35 Knock, knock.
Speaker 4 01:09:37 Who's there?
Speaker 3 01:09:40 <laugh>. She didn't laugh. They didn't laugh. She didn't laugh.
Speaker 2 01:09:45 In her defense,
Speaker 3 01:09:46 She still, she didn't thinking about it. She's still thinking about
Speaker 2 01:09:49 It. In her defense,
Speaker 3 01:09:50 It went right over her head. Yeah.
Speaker 2 01:09:52 So that was perfect. It went over her head.
Speaker 3 01:09:56 Uh, that was, that was the
Speaker 2 01:09:58 Funniest one. That's lose Danny
Speaker 3 01:10:00 <laugh>. All right. Nice try, Danny. Whatever. I tried to help you, but she's not, her legs not tickler. So Danny,
Speaker 2 01:10:06 Pick up new segment. Segment. New segment. Riddle me. This,
Speaker 3 01:10:10 Uh,
Speaker 2 01:10:11 What? We gotta come up with a Yeah. Everyone come up with, it's called Riddle Me. This. What's your intro for that,
Speaker 3 01:10:16 Jesse? We we have a new segment. Yeah.
Speaker 2 01:10:18 It's called Riddle Me. This, what's your intro for that?
Speaker 3 01:10:24 Wow. <laugh>. Rob, you're co you're coming up with a segment and don't have an intro for it. Riddle me. This.
Speaker 2 01:10:33 That was okay. Hi,
Speaker 3 01:10:35 I'm, I don't know. Hey, there riddle
Speaker 2 01:10:41 Me. This tab, new segment riddle me. This
Speaker 3 01:10:46 Riddle me. This <laugh>. Oh, wow. Paris. Paris.
Speaker 8 01:10:53 I don't, I don't know. New
Speaker 3 01:10:54 Intro. Say, just say riddle me this like some way
Speaker 8 01:10:59 Right on my lace.
Speaker 3 01:11:01 <laugh> Uhhuh. Oh wow.
Speaker 2 01:11:03 Okay. We can always cut and edit that. Yeah. Yeah. Let's do that one more time. Just Paris? No, just Paris.
Speaker 3 01:11:10 That
Speaker 8 01:11:10 I don't know if I can do it in the same voice. Sure.
Speaker 3 01:11:13 Rattle Myla. <laugh> <laugh>.
Speaker 2 01:11:15 Oh, okay. That's gonna be it. Danny, what do you got?
Speaker 4 01:11:19 Ethernet.
Speaker 3 01:11:20 <laugh>.
Speaker 2 01:11:21 <laugh>. I said tractor. Oh,
Speaker 3 01:11:24 That
Speaker 2 01:11:24 Goes way back. I cut myself off. I cut myself off. All right. Danny. Tractor.
Speaker 4 01:11:29 Wait,
Speaker 6 01:11:30 You said crack.
Speaker 2 01:11:32 Oh no, you got 'em started. Anyway, it's
Speaker 6 01:11:35 Wrong. Am I supposed to? No,
Speaker 2 01:11:36 It's wrong. Yeah, no, it's your intro. Intro to riddle me this. Oh.
Speaker 4 01:11:40 Um,
Speaker 2 01:11:42 Don't you hate
Speaker 4 01:11:43 That? Uh, yeah. Hey guys. Riddle me. Riddle riddle me. This guys <laugh>.
Speaker 3 01:11:49 Wow.
Speaker 2 01:11:50 What? One more time, but talking to your microphone.
Speaker 4 01:11:56 Uh, Hey guys, riddle me this. Yay.
Speaker 2 01:11:58 That sounded like Joe <laugh>. Yeah. Hey guys.
Speaker 6 01:12:03 Hey guys.
Speaker 2 01:12:04 No. What's going on? No interruptions cuz we're gonna put these up for the Go ahead, Jesse or Danny. One more time. That's all
Speaker 4 01:12:11 I got.
Speaker 2 01:12:11 One more time.
Speaker 4 01:12:13 Hey. Hey guys. Uh, it's riled me this ye yay.
Speaker 2 01:12:18 <laugh> <laugh>. All right. That's gonna be it. We'll put some background music to that and, uh, roll. What do you got for us? Rob? Riddle me. This.
Speaker 3 01:12:26 Okay. This kind of a little humor to this as well, but we gotta think about it. A zombie, a mummy and a ghost bought a house. It has all the unusual rooms except for one.
Speaker 6 01:12:45 I
Speaker 2 01:12:46 Thought it was supposed to be I know, I know. I got this. A living room.
Speaker 6 01:12:51 Living room. Wait,
Speaker 4 01:12:52 Say that again.
Speaker 6 01:12:53 Can you say it with, just say it normally though. Yeah.
Speaker 3 01:12:56 It was a, it was a living room. Yeah.
Speaker 2 01:12:59 Back to the drum room.
Speaker 4 01:12:59 I already told that
Speaker 2 01:13:00 Joke. Huh? That wasn't a joke. It's a riddle, huh? You have to be,
Speaker 3 01:13:03 It was a riddle.
Speaker 6 01:13:04 Living room sword.
Speaker 2 01:13:05 Where's my trophy? Where's my trophy? Right. Here's where's my trophy? Here's
Speaker 6 01:13:08 Jackets. Poor shit. Participation trophy.
Speaker 2 01:13:10 I'll take it.
Speaker 3 01:13:12 What, what?
Speaker 2 01:13:13 I'd like to thank my, uh, my parents because without them, I, I wouldn't be here. I'd like to thank my, uh,
Speaker 3 01:13:21 Why, why do you
Speaker 2 01:13:22 I won. I won. He
Speaker 6 01:13:24 Win, won Riddle. And
Speaker 2 01:13:26 He gives, I'd like to thank, uh, um, okay, let's move on.
Speaker 3 01:13:29 Yeah. Yeah. I'll move on.
Speaker 4 01:13:34 That's good to good talk.
Speaker 2 01:13:36 Uh, Danny, you got a gear review.
Speaker 3 01:13:43 Wait,
Speaker 4 01:13:43 I thought we were skipping
Speaker 2 01:13:44 That. Oh, yeah. Uh, edit.
Speaker 3 01:13:47 Edit. What kind of pants do ghost wear to the Friday the 13th Dance.
Speaker 4 01:13:54 No pants.
Speaker 2 01:13:56 <laugh>. Only Danny would say that.
Speaker 3 01:13:59 Boo
Speaker 4 01:13:59 Jeans. Hey, boo jeans. Everybody agreed.
Speaker 2 01:14:02 Jeans. That's a good one.
Speaker 4 01:14:03 Before we went in the 10,
Speaker 2 01:14:06 Uh, wait. No. Nobody agreed to that. No,
Speaker 6 01:14:08 I didn't agree.
Speaker 4 01:14:09 Everyone agreed. Everyone agreed. Right, Rob? Okay. <laugh>
Speaker 6 01:14:15 Awkward. <laugh> awkward. We
Speaker 10 01:14:19 Interrupt this program to bring you a special report.
Speaker 2 01:14:23 Uh, 13 Ohio Counties. Now confirming cases of
Speaker 6 01:14:30 Zombie monkey
Speaker 2 01:14:30 Punks. Zombie deer,
Speaker 6 01:14:33 Zombie deer, zombie, zombie gear.
Speaker 2 01:14:37 This is deer breaking, breaking news. 13 Ohio counties are now confirming cases of zombie deer. The Ohio Department of National Resources, or O D N R Division of Wildlife has confirmed cases of the disease in Whitetailed deers in Athens, Butler Champaign, Franklin Green, Hamilton, Highland, Madison, Perry Preble, Ross Union, and Warren Counties, people have spotted, spotted the so-called zombie deer in neighborhoods for a second time. In as little as two weeks, a newly re newly released body cam footage shows the police, uh, and moments before a deer was found on the side of the road and struck it was possibly hit by a vehicle. When officers arrived, the deer was found standing and staring off into the distance, never phased by the sirens or officers shouting at it. So why
Speaker 6 01:15:31 Are they yelling at it is
Speaker 5 01:15:32 Similar to like, uh,
Speaker 2 01:15:34 They said don't
Speaker 5 01:15:35 Move. Mad cow disease
Speaker 2 01:15:37 Author said, this behavior is not so uncommon. Um, symptoms vary and usually develop. About seven days after exposure, deer appear disoriented and show little or no fear of humans, animals may appear feverish, uh, pronounced swelling on head, neck, tongue, and eyelids. Kinda like Jesse, uh, may have respiratory distress. <laugh>. So there's zombie zombie deer out there.
Speaker 6 01:16:01 So do they have to shoot 'em in the head to put 'em down
Speaker 2 01:16:04 Or to dispatch them? I don't know.
Speaker 5 01:16:07 Can humans get it?
Speaker 2 01:16:08 I don't think they can die. They're zombie. Well,
Speaker 6 01:16:10 You shoot it, shoot it in the head.
Speaker 2 01:16:11 This one got hit by a car and it was like,
Speaker 6 01:16:14 What? What do you got? No.
Speaker 2 01:16:16 What do you got?
Speaker 6 01:16:17 All right. Well, this, what makes it a zombie there?
Speaker 2 01:16:20 I mean, I just, I
Speaker 6 01:16:21 Didn't even know it was even,
Speaker 2 01:16:22 I just explained the symptoms. Danny, were you not paying attention?
Speaker 6 01:16:25 Maybe he was busy.
Speaker 2 01:16:27 Or were you busy with your little lady friend? <laugh>.
Speaker 6 01:16:32 Okay. Track your beams. Tractor your beams. All right. This is, uh, we ready to wrap this up? Cause it's going kind of long. Are you
Speaker 2 01:16:39 Ready? You ready to, are you ready to shut your hole?
Speaker 6 01:16:41 Yeah. Shut your pie hole. Yeah,
Speaker 5 01:16:43 You get the hell outta here. Jesse. Wait.
Speaker 6 01:16:45 You guys are some bullies.
Speaker 5 01:16:46 Leave now. You've been here for hours.
Speaker 6 01:16:50 We're
Speaker 2 01:16:51 Gonna miss you. Jesse and I have a song instead of our standard outside. Is
Speaker 6 01:16:54 This where we beat Jesse down
Speaker 2 01:16:56 After this song?
Speaker 6 01:16:57 <laugh>, we, no, we we don't have a beat down. It's on, it's literally
Speaker 5 01:17:01 On our, yeah.
Speaker 6 01:17:03 Oh, it is on there. Well, it's kind. We can skip that part. We're gonna, we're Jesse the
Speaker 11 01:17:09 Some blow darts. Right?
Speaker 2 01:17:11 Jesse will never be on another episode again. This is our goodbye.
Speaker 6 01:17:14 Thank you. Thank
Speaker 12 01:17:16 You. I'll never forget you.
Speaker 2 01:17:21 We'll never forget you.
Speaker 12 01:17:23 I'll never forget you.
Speaker 2 01:17:26 We'll never forget you.
Speaker 6 01:17:27 Oh my gosh.
Speaker 11 01:17:28 Never, never,
Speaker 2 01:17:29 Ever. Just look into my eyes.
Speaker 12 01:17:32 I'll never forget how we promised one day.
Speaker 6 01:17:39 Bless your heart.
Speaker 12 01:17:40 Love one another. Look at me, Jesse, forever.
Speaker 2 01:17:44 Look at my
Speaker 12 01:17:45 Eyes right
Speaker 2 01:17:47 Here.
Speaker 6 01:17:48 Bless you.
Speaker 12 01:17:50 We never say
Speaker 6 01:17:55 Danny.
Speaker 13 01:17:56 Never, ever.
Speaker 12 01:17:58 Goodbye.
Speaker 2 01:18:00 We'll never say goodbye for now,
Speaker 12 01:18:05 But that was long. Now you forgotten. I
Speaker 3 01:18:16 <laugh>
Speaker 2 01:18:17 I've got a tear in my eye. Say you'll never let me go, Jesse,
Speaker 12 01:18:23 To wonder why.
Speaker 3 01:18:24 Okay. I I can't wait until he leaves cuz I'm taking his chair. It's
Speaker 6 01:18:29 All yours.
Speaker 12 01:18:29 That's say, Phil,
Speaker 3 01:18:31 I might move mine over there cuz that's, there's that, that big stain on yours
Speaker 5 01:18:35 Actually. Yeah. Jesse, you might wanna just take the chair
Speaker 3 01:18:37 With you. Yeah, that's stained ass chair.
Speaker 6 01:18:39 Yeah, I am gonna take my, I'm taking my chair in my microphone.
Speaker 2 01:18:44 You can sit in his chair, but you can't fill those boots.
Speaker 3 01:18:47 Well, no. I could try. Oh, fucker.
Speaker 12 01:18:50 Whoa,
Speaker 2 01:18:51 Whoa, whoa, whoa. Let's not start.
Speaker 3 01:18:54 I'm trying to be like Jesse.
Speaker 2 01:18:56 No, he doesn't do that. Okay.
Speaker 3 01:18:58 So
Speaker 5 01:18:58 That was like tongue.
Speaker 6 01:19:00 I not a bully. He's,
Speaker 3 01:19:01 He's, yeah. You're an
Speaker 5 01:19:03 Absolute subtle, subtle
Speaker 2 01:19:04 Ways. You twisted my nipple.
Speaker 6 01:19:06 I didn't even touch your nipple.
Speaker 2 01:19:07 You, you twisted my nipple.
Speaker 3 01:19:09 Go get a sandwich. Purple.
Speaker 2 01:19:11 Right? Scott starts calling.
Speaker 5 01:19:11 Let's take this outside. Guys, go
Speaker 3 01:19:13 Get a sandwich,
Speaker 2 01:19:13 Scott, we're gonna start calling him purple Nle.
Speaker 3 01:19:16 Jesse, can you go get a a sandwich, Scott, so I can slap it outta your hand?
Speaker 13 01:19:22 Get Snickers.
Speaker 2 01:19:24 Ooh. He must be to his destination.
Speaker 3 01:19:25 Did you guys stop at a rest stop bathroom?
Speaker 2 01:19:27 He's at he's at the No Motel Motel. Oh, sorry.
Speaker 13 01:19:29 Sorry about that.
Speaker 3 01:19:32 <laugh>.
Speaker 6 01:19:32 Geez, Danny.
Speaker 3 01:19:34 Wow.
Speaker 6 01:19:35 It's only a two hour drive.
Speaker 2 01:19:38 All right, well, I do want to say goodbye to Jesse.
Speaker 6 01:19:42 Group hug. I'll miss you guys. Group hug.
Speaker 12 01:19:46 I miss you, Lauren. I miss
Speaker 3 01:19:47 You. I hate to see you go. But I l Wait, wait. Is
Speaker 2 01:19:51 It weird? Is it, is it weird that he
Speaker 3 01:19:53 Hello? Hey. Turn that down. That down.
Speaker 5 01:19:56 I can't hear super loud.
Speaker 2 01:19:57 What is, is it weird that Danny's in the bathroom crying and saying goodbye to Jesse while he is in the
Speaker 6 01:20:02 Bathroom? No, it's not, it's not weird. That's, that's
Speaker 2 01:20:04 Not awkward. That seems a little weird. All right, everybody, until next time. Just
Speaker 13 01:20:08 A minute, guys. Almost done.
Speaker 5 01:20:09 He's he's saying goodbye to a deuce. Yeah.
Speaker 2 01:20:12 That's
Speaker 6 01:20:12 Why he's playing. Yeah. Yeah.
Speaker 13 01:20:14 Banishing demons.
Speaker 5 01:20:16 <laugh> <laugh>. This might be a while.
Speaker 6 01:20:19 Oh, we can't wait for get
Speaker 2 01:20:21 Out. Get out, get out. Did someone mute my mic? No, no. We can hear ya. I can't hear myself. It's that damn music.
Speaker 6 01:20:29 Turn that damn music off.
Speaker 2 01:20:32 I'll never forget you, Che. Oh my gosh.
Speaker 6 01:20:35 I'm gonna see you in like two
Speaker 2 01:20:37 Weeks. You're always on my mind. We're
Speaker 6 01:20:39 Gonna be doing a podcast in two weeks.
Speaker 2 01:20:40 Oh yeah. Let's talk about that real quick. We're gonna Louisiana again. Yeah. And then we're going to the oo festival. We're gonna, we're gonna, we're gonna get some sound bites from the Rru Festival and some, uh, nutrient chili. So until next time, this, this, this episode is run way over, way over time. So are you done there, Jesse? Can you or Danny, can you say goodbye?
Speaker 13 01:21:02 Yes. I
Speaker 2 01:21:04 Flush
Speaker 5 01:21:04 That toilet.
Speaker 6 01:21:05 Just flush it.
Speaker 13 01:21:07 Don't you, don't you worry.
Speaker 2 01:21:10 All right, Justin.
Speaker 13 01:21:12 Goodbye. Goodbye Justin.
Speaker 2 01:21:14 Until next time. 99, 90
Speaker 6 01:21:21 Night y'all. Appreciate ya. Bye bye.
Speaker 2 01:21:23 Goodnight Frank. Bye. Y'all. Come back now. Are you here? Goodnight. Old blue eyes.
